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KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:29 pm
by tim
Roll Up Roll Up, crack out the hair gell and fake nails and start twisting the facts...

This is just a bit of fun... Anyone can answer anyway they like and suggest questions. :kuda:

Punters we've got plenty of available (and not available but keen ;) ) willing singles here, so, fill in the form below and post your innermost secrets so that you can hook up with other bike-riding kawasaki crazy people.

If you like the cut of someones jib maybe line up some weekend twisties together to see if your riding styles suit. Tread carefully if your prospective partner rides anything other than a kwaka and has no desire to buy one.

1. Favourite colour?

2. If you were a motorbike what type would you be?

3. Who would be your owner?

4. Mental age?

5. Hobbies, interests and fetishes.

6. What do you think about when waiting for a bus a train or stuck in traffic?

7. What do you look for in a prospective partners motorbike? Model? Age? Condition? Bling?

8. Ideal date?

9. What is your favourite part of your body and why?

10. Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or end of the tube?

11. What's the best thing about being single?

12. If you were able to own any 3 motorbikes what would you choose?

13. What's your job?

14. Criminal record? If your partner had one what would you like it to be for?

15. How can you tell if someone likes you?

Indri says I have to answer them so I'll kick this off.

Have fun. :D

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:41 pm
by 6maniac
What "available singles" ?

You smokin' weed, Tim ? :roll:

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:59 pm
by tim
I know I'm not single but I have to, and why the heck not.

1. Favourite colour?
Green
2. If you were a motorbike what type would you be?
125 race bike
3. Who would be your owner?
The missus
4. Mental age?
4
5. Hobbies, interests and fetishes.
Scratching my crotch, Ksrc.
6. What do you think about when waiting for a bus a train or stuck in traffic?
The solo at the end of forever young.
7. What do you look for in a prospective partners motorbike? Model? Age? Condition? Bling?
immaculate Cool old bike
8. Ideal date?
Cafe walk make out pickup the kids from parents.
9. What is your favourite part of your body and why?
Toes cause they're bent
10. Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or end of the tube?
middle
11. What's the best thing about being single?
Playing whatever music you want whenever you want.
12. If you were able to own any 3 motorbikes what would you choose?
2011 zx10r, kwaka dirt squirt, zx14.
13. What's your job?
Teacher
14. Criminal record? If your partner had one what would you like it to be for?
nope uhmmm
15. How can you tell if someone likes you?
She plaited my hair.

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:09 pm
by 6maniac
BS !!!

11. You aint !!!!

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:17 pm
by tim
6maniac wrote:BS !!!

11. You aint !!!!
There's enough Tim for everyone Ron.... Now, your bike is immaculate and old isn't it? :P

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:17 pm
by laidback
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Ya left out which way you swing..if you was looking of course... :shock:

Reckon there's plenty of randy blokes on here but not many of the fairer sex... :?

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:20 pm
by tim
laidback1952 wrote::shock: :shock: :shock:

Ya left out which way you swing..if you was looking of course... :shock:

Reckon there's plenty of randy blokes on here but not many of the fairer sex... :?
true but It's just for a but of fun coming up with the answers I never thought people would take it too seriously.....

Was an idea from facebook thought I'd just do it for some fun...

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:28 pm
by 6maniac
tim wrote:
Was an idea from facebook thought I'd just do it for some fun...

Epic fail ! :D

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:32 pm
by tim
6maniac wrote:
tim wrote:
Was an idea from facebook thought I'd just do it for some fun...

Epic fail ! :D
Busiest thread tonight 8) you know you wanna fill it out Ron :)

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:40 pm
by 6maniac
Post a list of available singles, first. ;)

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:47 pm
by tim
6maniac wrote:Post a list of available singles, first. ;)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm Auntie Cath, Uncle Chop Chop uhhhhhmmmmm nope that's pretty much it :kuda:

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:52 pm
by UncleChopChop
tim wrote:
6maniac wrote:Post a list of available singles, first. ;)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm Auntie Cath, Uncle Chop Chop uhhhhhmmmmm nope that's pretty much it :kuda:
Ron, the old tart is yours ;)

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:54 pm
by 6maniac
Piss off, Hoffy ........

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:01 pm
by tim
I might have to ask Auntie Cath for help with my online dating service for the motorcycling public, I'm feeling a bit insecure about my lack of response and I know she could calm my nerves and maybe help out those looking for love.

Re: KSRC Dating Service

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:39 am
by kevindinho
tim wrote: Tread carefully if your prospective partner rides anything other than a kwaka and has no desire to buy one.

LOL tim your on crack bro