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Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:44 pm
by laidback
There's another one mate...not sure if it';s actually true but with stats who cares...
There has never been a recorded death of a rider who was naked at the time of the accident...so we should all ride around naked...
Trouble with this is some naked people will cause accidents...some because of others perving and others where the lookee could not bear (no pun intended) the sight and were trying to erase it from their memory...
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:56 pm
by Glen
Very concise and well reserached findings Seiko. You keep going like this and you'll be a state minister one day......
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:43 pm
by Stace
Glen wrote:Very concise and well reserached findings Seiko. You keep going like this and you'll be a state minister one day......
Mate, Imagine question time with Seiko in office
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:53 pm
by laidback
Well I'm gunna make the roads safer and have my first bundy for the day
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:53 pm
by waynemorgan
Stace wrote:
Glen wrote:Very concise and well reserached findings Seiko. You keep going like this and you'll be a state minister one day......
Mate, Imagine question time with Seiko in office
Oh I'd start attending just to watch
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:05 pm
by MadKaw
laidback1952 wrote:There's another one mate...not sure if it';s actually true but with stats who cares...
There has never been a recorded death of a rider who was naked at the time of the accident...so we should all ride around naked...
Trouble with this is some naked people will cause accidents...some because of others perving and others where the lookee could not bear (no pun intended) the sight and were trying to erase it from their memory...
True
Non of these ppl crashed..
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:26 pm
by laidback
Now where did I put that card?
Re: Example of manipulated stats
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:55 pm
by dutchy
seiko1 wrote:Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.
Might make this my new facebook status, just to spread your good word.
