Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

I went for a leisurely cruise with Bro tonight...

I AM FUKIN SICK OF EVERY YOUNG PUNK IN HIS MOTHERS VN DUNNYDORE WITH P-PLATES ON IT TRY TO FUKING RACE ME WHEN I RIDE THROUGH TOWN !!!

ENOUGH !!

I also had some fully sick dude come up to me tonight and talk to me, the conversation went like this:

dude: hey bro fully sik bike

hoffy: thanks..

dude: how many cc's is that bro?

hoffy: it's 1000cc mate..

dude: how many litres is that bro ?

FMD !! IS THE LATEST GENERATION JUST DUMB AS SHIT OR WHAT !!!!

thats all..

I hear ya Hoff.

This week:

Subway Chick: what would you like?

Me: i'll have a couple of footlong wheat bread seafood subs

Subway Chick: how many would you like?

Me: A couple.

Subway Chick: what, like 3, 4?

Me: 2, a couple is 2, you know like boyfriend and girlfriend, they're a couple.

Subway Chick: rolls eyes at friend.




Ghaaaaaaaaa!

Yeah its outta control, the young ones coming through are literally dumb as dog turd !!

where is this Subway chick?? was she hot?

sounds like she likes 3 and 4somes

Seven Hills Subway Wattie... near Robs work.... She was blonde probably uhhhhhmmmm 17yo


.... I really didn't take notice of much else, the couple comment threw me right off.

Oh, you could be onto something Wattie, I suppose 2 foot longs make 4 6 inches

Hey Bro v2.0 harden the fuk up ya ole carn;t

Watties target market is 17yo blondes..whats the bet he goes down there tomorrow for a footlong.

Gives her a footlong maybe

Was in the supermarket yesterday and the bloke in front of me was about to pay at the checkout. It cam to $30.25 or somethiinglike that, so he gave the young kid a $50 note and a 50 cent piece.

The kid froze and then pulled out a calculator.