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Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:22 am
by DMonkey
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/ ... -cyjk.html
Discuss/Start the great jokes! I know there will be a few corkers!
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:27 am
by Smitty
if its true
lots of children are now safe......
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:30 am
by MrWasabi
we can finally listen to those "secret recordings" that he made and would only come out when he died.
come to think of it, this could all be staged so he can get some money...
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:40 am
by photomike666
When Paramedics arrived on the scene they tried to resuscitate Jacko, but couldn't find is Nose or mouth...
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:52 am
by Wattie
just got sms from frank...
it was food poisoning. he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:23 am
by Wattie
apparently his will states he wants to be melted down and turned into a playstation, so the kiddies can still play with him.
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:29 am
by Glen
Initial reports were wrong. He was apparently visiting a childrens hospital and had a stroke
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:46 pm
by 6maniac
Hospital staff have a major problem ......... their recycling bin doesn't get emptied till next Wednesday !
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:39 pm
by 98ninja
the media where demanding the reason for the cardiac arrest
initial medical reports are blaming it on the boogie
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:30 pm
by Gav
Today they called him a music legend...Last week they were calling him a whack job..
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:16 am
by cookeetree
He was both. As crazy as he seemed, no one can take anything away from his musical genius.
Hopefully, now his kids can have a semi-normal life.
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:26 am
by NZthou
Jockeys at the next Melbourne Cup will wear black arm bands out of respect for Michael Jackson.
Apparently there isn't anyone in living memory who has succesfully ridden more 3 year olds.
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:06 pm
by seiko1
Michael Jackson has died.
To commemorate his death McDonalds have released the "McJackson Burger"
It's a 50 yr old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two eight yr old buns
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:44 pm
by seiko1
Re: Wacko Jacko is dead
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:53 pm
by robracer
He's a no brainer
