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Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:29 pm
by HappyPants1029
okay so youre riding along and youre in a wicked mood. You pull up at an intersection... to your left is an incredibly sexy lady/guy and you want a number. what do you do to get their attention? hahaha have fun boys and girls!
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:31 pm
by Wattie
buy a motorbike, coz you gunna look silly on a pushy...
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:32 pm
by Blurr
leave my helmet on for start
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:49 pm
by Mike
I just usually bust out my awesome guns, all the ladies go wild for them
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:03 pm
by gigksrc
pull up close to drivers window
give em the finger
do a decent burn out & watch the rubber waft through their window
say whatever you like to them because they cant hear what you are saying anyway
leave them behind when the lights change
kick off side mirror if you made a mistake & they are actually ugly
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:45 am
by photomike666
Obviously you crash into their car. You then appologies for the incident - which happened because you were blinded by their beauty. And then you exchange details as per road traffic laws, which will include insurance compaines and their name, address and phone number. Score.
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:48 am
by StuMiller
Flip open the black visor, give them the CFM eyes, visor down, make plenty of noise taking off and if they're fair dinkum, they'll follow yo. If not, it's their loss......
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:31 am
by HappyPants1029
photomike666 wrote:Obviously you crash into their car. You then appologies for the incident - which happened because you were blinded by their beauty. And then you exchange details as per road traffic laws, which will include insurance compaines and their name, address and phone number. Score.
HaHaHa bloody gold! CONGRATULATION! you win a prize. my admiration. crappy prize I know!
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:31 pm
by Valheru70
Hey.
Ride up next to them and with an open palm start tapping your leg at the knee,suggesting that you have a foot and a half long penis.Then point to them and point to you and make jiggy jiggy motions with your whole body(trying not to drop your bike),then flip your visor open and when they scream at your profound ugliness and drive through the red light and crash, you can get their number while they are dazed and confused, (climbing out of the wreckage) with the suggestion that you will call home for them for help. Job done. you might even be able to give them one of these
later.
DJ
Re: Here somthing funny to consider
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:36 pm
by HappyPants1029
Valheru70 wrote:Hey.
Ride up next to them and with an open palm start tapping your leg at the knee,suggesting that you have a foot and a half long penis.Then point to them and point to you and make jiggy jiggy motions with your whole body(trying not to drop your bike),then flip your visor open and when they scream at your profound ugliness and drive through the red light and crash, you can get their number while they are dazed and confused, (climbing out of the wreckage) with the suggestion that you will call home for them for help. Job done. you might even be able to give them one of these
later.
DJ
As far as i know on of these is
the barracuda right? two for the pink on for the stink... for a second there I thought it was the heavy metal horns