Medical Advances

[Frank]

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him out and looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Aussie doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Huh!, that's nothing. We can take an arsehole out of Queensland, put him in Canberra and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!'

[Lone Wolf]