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Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:48 am
by frog
We all ride bikes, some ride harder than others, some like cruisers, some love getting dirty and some wont get out of bed for under a 1000k. But they are all bikes. However we also love to bag each others bikes, not malicously (well OK sometimes malicously) and like the retarded kid at school agree that its not nice to pick on Harleys, its just TOO easy and not really fair to the incredible marketing skills of the men from Me i like walkee, or Milwalkee for short. Anyhoo I just LOVE to bag Hondas, have owned a few, havent REALLY got any problems with them but their owners for some reason seem to burr up worse than other brand owners. This being the Kwaka Forum means it is also the prime place to put it. So the other day during a bag session someone else came up with something and I finished it and I think it is just one of those things you HAVE to share, a once in a lifetime epiphany of quote.
Hondas are like a sanitary pad, wings on each side and a pussy in the middle.
DAMN I'm proud.....
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:06 am
by cookeetree
LMFAO!
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:12 am
by Disco
GOLD
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:58 am
by Errol
TOUCHDOWN
Love it.
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:50 am
by lifeofcrimeguy
If I ever need reminding why I keep coming back to this place, I'll just look at this thread.
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:59 am
by Gosling1
aaah Froggie, you have excelled yourself......again !
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:39 am
by Ratmick
Gosling1 wrote:aaah Froggie, you have excelled yourself......again !
Sounds like he needs tootling with vigour
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Mick
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:00 pm
by hoffy
See, there is a lot of pressure that comes with that statement, let's say, what if Mick Doohan comes out on a road ride on his fairyblade one day and smokes you, then you have to take it all back
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:18 pm
by Six Addict
doohan would smoke any of us on almost anything
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:02 pm
by hoffy
baby_ninja wrote:doohan would smoke any of us on almost anything
Thanks Captain-Obvious
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:34 pm
by frog
hoffy wrote:Mick Doohan comes out on a road ride on his fairyblade one day and smokes you, then you have to take it all back
Mate if Micky D was smoking me wouldnt that mean HE was taking it ??
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:56 pm
by Wattie
hang on a minute....
what are those things one the sides of ZX12r's that you were always trying to scrape Frog??
wings? or are they "wind deflectors?"
i know a few pussies who ride ZX12r's i now have a new name for them
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:50 pm
by hoffy
There not wings, there downforce aids !
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:29 pm
by Jonno
hoffy wrote:There not wings, there downforce aids !
Hero blobs
Re: Honda a Sanitary Pad
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:09 pm
by IsleofNinja