Hello Everyone
- Hoffy's Mum
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Hello Sweeties , a very nice young Lass named Cath sent me a message and suggested I should introduce myself .
I am young Mikey's Mum and I do know you like to call him "Hoffy" but he is always Mikey to me . I do know how much you all adore him and I certainly understand why .
Yes I am a proud Mum , but I do believe in firmness when its required . And with regard to firmness , Mikey is not that type of boy Red Dave .
I am also very proud of Mikey being made the CEO of the Holy Catholic Sydney Choir , I have tears of joy just thinking about it . Fortunately I do have a clean hankie to hand .
TraLaala , singing Gospel songs has been in our family for years .
Hoffy Mum . XX
I am young Mikey's Mum and I do know you like to call him "Hoffy" but he is always Mikey to me . I do know how much you all adore him and I certainly understand why .
Yes I am a proud Mum , but I do believe in firmness when its required . And with regard to firmness , Mikey is not that type of boy Red Dave .
I am also very proud of Mikey being made the CEO of the Holy Catholic Sydney Choir , I have tears of joy just thinking about it . Fortunately I do have a clean hankie to hand .
TraLaala , singing Gospel songs has been in our family for years .
Hoffy Mum . XX
Now remember a clean Hankie Dears !
- fireyrob
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Re: Hello Everyone
Welcome to the club! Hoffy was only saying today that he wished he could see you rather than our ride up the Putty today...
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Re: Hello Everyone
Hello and welcome Hoffy's ma! 

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Forgive quickly,
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Hey hoffy's mum, PM me your phone number, i lost it AFter our last meeting...
your so sexy... i havent even told my new wife!!
your so sexy... i havent even told my new wife!!

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Re: Hello Everyone
OK, just to test your the real deal....what is my sisters name ?? for verification purposes only.. 

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hoffy wrote:OK, just to test your the real deal....what is my sisters name ?? for verification purposes only..
Ahhh, just guessing- it's 'Hoffy's sister'?????

Where's the 'welcome to Hoffy's Sister' thread??

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You are a charmerWattie wrote:Hey hoffy's mum, PM me your phone number, i lost it AFter our last meeting...
your so sexy... i havent even told my new wife!!

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Re: Hello Everyone
Mikey....????
oooh....
and
welcome

oooh....

and
welcome
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- Glen
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G'day Mrs Hoff
Welcome to the forum. Hang around and i think you'll learn a few things about your son Mikey.
Can you fill us in on what he was like as a young boy, perhaps with some photo's of his early childhood, you know after you adopted him from his natural same sex couple parents
The admins will probably open up a section on the forum and you can put up your scone recipes too.
Cheers and see you on the road Mrs girlfriend
Welcome to the forum. Hang around and i think you'll learn a few things about your son Mikey.
Can you fill us in on what he was like as a young boy, perhaps with some photo's of his early childhood, you know after you adopted him from his natural same sex couple parents
The admins will probably open up a section on the forum and you can put up your scone recipes too.
Cheers and see you on the road Mrs girlfriend
It's really all about standing around drinking Dave's beer.
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Re: Hello Everyone
I agree! Especially not after a few drinkies.Hoffy's Mum wrote:And with regard to firmness , Mikey is not that type of boy Red Dave .

It was very nice to meet you and i hope your hip gets better.
btw, i may have left my underpants under your bed

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so hoffys mum how about a pic or 2 

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So when you screamed out " Pull out!Pull out!" it was all too late.
Sad to see that obviously the better part of the genetic code ran down your inner thigh - Did you preserve that piece of tissue as a keepsake? I'm sure Hoffy would love to one day be re-united with that piece of nostalgia so that he may understand why it is he has had to struggle his whole life with half a brain and too many Y chromosomes that causes an oversupply of estrogen.
Sad to see that obviously the better part of the genetic code ran down your inner thigh - Did you preserve that piece of tissue as a keepsake? I'm sure Hoffy would love to one day be re-united with that piece of nostalgia so that he may understand why it is he has had to struggle his whole life with half a brain and too many Y chromosomes that causes an oversupply of estrogen.
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Re: Hello Everyone
Well HELLLOOOOOOOOO there, How you doin
You may have heard of me gorgeous, I'm Stace (But you can call me Daddy, WHO'S YOUR DADDY BABY).
If Hoffy is your son you really must be one little Stunna. I can supply you with a return ticket if you'd think like to come check out the LOOOOOOVE SHACK, I'll even cook you one of the Hoffsters famous rice dishes and perhaps open a bottle of red or three, Hmmm what you say to that mummakins. PM me your reply and perhaps a couple of happy snaps too. I'll return the favour.
Till next we speak
Stace
P.S. Welcome to KSRC

If Hoffy is your son you really must be one little Stunna. I can supply you with a return ticket if you'd think like to come check out the LOOOOOOVE SHACK, I'll even cook you one of the Hoffsters famous rice dishes and perhaps open a bottle of red or three, Hmmm what you say to that mummakins. PM me your reply and perhaps a couple of happy snaps too. I'll return the favour.
Till next we speak
Stace
P.S. Welcome to KSRC
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Re: Hello Everyone
HI Hoffy's Mum
when you going to show Hoff how to ride the 12 properly????

when you going to show Hoff how to ride the 12 properly????


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...there's some shifty characters about
It all comes down to how you ride it.....