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Probably not..but i've had a ball...

Just back from holies in Thailand!! First time overseas and got held for ransom on the first day in Bangkok…Shit!…bloody limo drivers…anyway desperate to get to the airport to fly to Phuket the shiny new green and gold WRX taxi looked inviting… probably should have assessed that a bit better.. The driver was all of 15 years old, sat on a cushion to see over the dash and didn’t speak a word of English! He must have sensed the urgency to get to the airport and floored it.. I stopped looking at the speedo when he hit 180 …it doesn’t sound so bad, but when there are no seatbelts, handles of any sort and the back seat is covered in nicely polished vinyl… you get my drift... but in good time I was arguing with the flight crew about trying to get my duty free grog on the plane

After a couple of days I was having withdrawals and sucked up my pride and hired a scooter for the rest of my stay… somewhat stupid in the sense that the paperwork states if your in an accident its your fault – They have this belief that if you hadn’t come, the accident wouldn’t have happened, so its your fault....hmmm

Riding over there you soon learn that the lines are only for decoration and speed limits are just ornamental signs…There are only 2 road laws 1. if it’s bigger than you.. get out of its way -elephants are f*%#&* big creatures when your on a scooter! And 2. Never ever go against the traffic! like 2 singapore birds..i didnt hang around for that ending…But you have to love the count down! The traffic lights have a 60 second count down to the green light…yeah there were so many lined up I lost count…

I saw only one stack- 2 German guys racing down the hill touched when they were almost at the bottom.. one lost a few toes and the other had massive gravel rash.. I saw him again a few days later all wrapped up and trying to swim in the sea…poor barstard..

I could go on and on..but I need to catch up on what’s been happening here!
So what’s the goss?.. it’s going to take me a while to get up to speed…

Poss

Welcome back, Possum ! This place is just as crazy as ever & WARNING Neka is now single & dangerous !!!!!!!!!!

6maniac wrote:Welcome back, Possum ! This place is just as crazy as ever & WARNING Neka is now single & dangerous !!!!!!!!!!

Thanks..shouldnt take too long to get back into the swing of things... What! Neka single.. what did he do??? .. i dont know about the dangerous...

Neka has come out and publicly stated his life long desire for an intimate relationship with Stace who said Yes , so there is to be a wedding at Halls Gap where Mel , Gos and Mick C are to be bridesmaids and PC is going to officiate . Plas and Ardi are best men , according to many who hang around public toilets . Strika has the honeymoon sorted along with the weather , Phil is doing the MC duties and MadKaw is giving Stace away and lending him his collection of frilly undies . Groggles mean while has turned celibate and booked in to get his testicles removed after the rejection from Stace . Mick Dundee has had a injunction taken out against Megan Gail to stop her phoning him and Red Dave should be out of traction soon after the job he did on himself after getting too excited seeing Wattie bending over to check his shoe laces . Hoffy has been signed as the new Iron Chef and has secured the services of Slow and Wobbly as his gymp , since he already had the suit . Glen is still snorting crushed viagra coz he is too soft and wont travel to the island without the Iron Chef and I have an alcohol problem

Oh and I forgot 6maniac has promised free beers for everyone at Halls Gap . his shout all weekend

the kid wrote:Oh and I forgot 6maniac has promised free beers for everyone at Halls Gap . his shout all weekend

Obviously the " alcohol problem " has affected your eyesight, Kid - Will buy "a" beer for each "riding" Vic & Neka gets 2 'cause he's NOT a Vic

hahahah wasnt my fault.. i dumped her.. then she dumped me.. then it got messy....lol

Halls Gap will be a cracker!!

glad u had fun.. i thought u must of left us thru fear or sumthin...

welcome back!!

Neka79 wrote:hahahah wasnt my fault.. i dumped her.. then she dumped me.. then it got messy....lol

Halls Gap will be a cracker!!

glad u had fun.. i thought u must of left us thru fear or sumthin...

welcome back!!

... gone for 2 months and your in the headlines again...lol
you've recieved much support and advice from your admiring fans i see...
it happens and your tough - thats all i have to say about it ..

Fear ? not a chance..... Where's the bar?

You left us all in the lurch going missing from your last post. I think you should go and re-visit it and say sorry for destroying an excellent read!!!
Welcome back
Nick

Possum wrote:

Neka79 wrote:hahahah wasnt my fault.. i dumped her.. then she dumped me.. then it got messy....lol

Halls Gap will be a cracker!!

glad u had fun.. i thought u must of left us thru fear or sumthin...

welcome back!!

... gone for 2 months and your in the headlines again...lol
you've recieved much support and advice from your admiring fans i see...
it happens and your tough - thats all i have to say about it ..

Fear ? not a chance..... Where's the bar?

must be ur shout too i reckon....

Well as you will now realise the annual Halls Gap extravaganza is on again, plan on rocking up? I hear there is a Bris happening, Stace just doesn't know it yet...

Oh welcome back btw.

Last but not least, I got that injunction annulled Bill so she can hassle me again, I kinda missed it after a while I'm expecting Jennifer Hawkins to get jealous anytime soon and start hassling me too, lifes tough but someone has to do it..

mick_dundee wrote:Well as you will now realise the annual Halls Gap extravaganza is on again, plan on rocking up? I hear there is a Bris happening, Stace just doesn't know it yet...

Oh welcome back btw.

Last but not least, I got that injunction annulled Bill so she can hassle me again, I kinda missed it after a while I'm expecting Jennifer Hawkins to get jealous anytime soon and start hassling me too, lifes tough but someone has to do it..

Hey - thanks for the update
Re: Halls gap - unfortunately going to have to rain check - hav 2 catch up the bills i got while i was away....I need to go on a ride and meet all you nutters...actually i'm looking forward to it..

Crewed up my dates big time for March - promised some mates id ride to Nabiac with them - the date was TBA, but now falls on superbikes weekend...shit..a 13hr ride one way if all goes well!

I just a sex bomb...

Possum wrote:

mick_dundee wrote:Well as you will now realise the annual Halls Gap extravaganza is on again, plan on rocking up? I hear there is a Bris happening, Stace just doesn't know it yet...

Oh welcome back btw.

Last but not least, I got that injunction annulled Bill so she can hassle me again, I kinda missed it after a while I'm expecting Jennifer Hawkins to get jealous anytime soon and start hassling me too, lifes tough but someone has to do it..

I just a sex bomb...

all the more reason to come to HG

that and ull get to meet ppl from 3 states!!

Have we met ?

ZZRCHIKKY wrote:Have we met ?

No i dont think so - i posted Mechanics Daughter a couple of months ago before i disappeared....

Nice to meet you.. whats happen'n your neck of the woods?