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well its just past 3am and after driving some drunk chicks round until 1am i get called into work just after i go to sleep.
checked my hotmail and WOW someone is interested in buying the fireblade i have advertised.

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My name is Osmond Davies ,Its my pleasure emailing you in respect of your 03 CBR954. which i saw your advert on the internet which i have so much interest in buying it if its still available for sale , and i would like to make urgent plan in buying it . Here is some details i want to know about it ;
Its present condition __________
The last selling price _________
The recent pictures taking on it ___________
And the Shipping Cost for it , hence it will be shipping to United Kingdom ____
Did it have any paperwork incase in need to be sign before it can be shipped ____
All this information i need to know so that we can go from there
I Look forward hearing from you as soon as possible and i would like to know your Payment Option
my regards ... Osmond Davies

REPLY:
yeah right fucker

ive already had someone try this

as if im going to ship it to someone as dodgey as this

in the fucken UK

its 3am i really dont believe that its your pleasure to email me anyway

how stupid do you think i am?

if you are legitimate then my payment option is gold bullion.

8500 worth of gold bullion with a chicken carved in each block of gold.
i look forward to your lack of reply"

too harsh?
not leading him on enough?

Hey 98ninja,
I feel that is a very well worded reply, it is clear and straight to the point.
Wouldn't it be nice to get your hands on one of those scamming little grubs.
I hope the sale goes through smoothly for you.
If you do hear from him again (as i am sure you will???), can you let him know I have a bridge for sale in brissy. He also may be interested in that.
Regards acuman

Better not be the Story bridge as I bought that when I was up there after the Sydaney olympics! Sell my bridge i'll suew your arse!!!!!!!!!

No i wouldn't sell your bridge out from under you mate .
Anyhow whats a vico doing with prime brissy real estate like that??
I was thinking of unloading the original Gateway Birdge as they are building a new one and i have been told i have first dibs on that . The old one needs some maintenance and i am a little over it.
cheers...

yea not bad mate...

tho i dont kno why ya dont screw em around for a bit...lol

The condition of the bike is excellent, I bought it for $25,000 as it has a turbo and some nice extra's on it. I have included some pictures of it taken before it was heavily modified. As i am asking 20,000 for it I would like the shipping cost of $500 and 20% of the sale price to be deposited into my E-screw account so i can pay for the shipping. Can you also give me a number where i can reach you for conformation of delivery (i promise i won't pass it onto Interpol).

All papers will be delivered with the bike in the very same container i ship the bike in, they will be signed a ready for you. Please note the frame of this bike has been die-cast for extra strength. The tyres are harder than usual as they are made from a harder polycarbonate based compound to increase the life of the tyres.

hahaha nice work jewjew...

98ninja wrote:well its just past 3am and after driving some drunk chicks round until 1am i get called into work just after i go to sleep.
checked my hotmail and WOW someone is interested in buying the fireblade i have advertised.

"

My name is Osmond Davies ,Its my pleasure emailing you in respect of your 03 CBR954. which i saw your advert on the internet which i have so much interest in buying it if its still available for sale , and i would like to make urgent plan in buying it . Here is some details i want to know about it ;
Its present condition __________
The last selling price _________
The recent pictures taking on it ___________
And the Shipping Cost for it , hence it will be shipping to United Kingdom ____
Did it have any paperwork incase in need to be sign before it can be shipped ____
All this information i need to know so that we can go from there
I Look forward hearing from you as soon as possible and i would like to know your Payment Option
my regards ... Osmond Davies

REPLY:
yeah right fucker

ive already had someone try this

as if im going to ship it to someone as dodgey as this

in the fucken UK

its 3am i really dont believe that its your pleasure to email me anyway

how stupid do you think i am?

if you are legitimate then my payment option is gold bullion.

8500 worth of gold bullion with a chicken carved in each block of gold.
i look forward to your lack of reply"

too harsh?
not leading him on enough?

Tell the 'my second language is English' bastard that my sister lives in London and will go and collect the money from him in person. Then when she has confirmed that she has Pounds Sterling in her pocket to the value of the bike, you will transport the machine to any destination he requires.
Go to great pains to explain how you are concerned that he might be a target for scammers because he seems like a genuinely nice bloke and might get taken advantage of because he seems so honest and you wouldnt want that to happen to such a friendly, open, gentleman and scholar.
Then ask if he has any magic beans.

Flywheels MC wrote:Then ask if he has any magic beans.

Magic Beans How much and can you post them


As for the "It's my pleasure", well what do you expect he is a Pom
"make urgent plan in buying" before Scotland Yard bust my ass!!!!