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The worst ever !
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:52 pm
by mfzx6r
I rode my bike to work yesterday and up untill I got to DeerPark it seemed just another ride to work on the western Highway.
I saw something on the road as the traffic started to slow and then I noticed that what ever it was there was heaps of it right across the lane I was in and cars were running it over smashing it into the road and spaying bits into the air.
As I got close I thought " OH F@#K NO " some dirty offal carting dump truck went and lost what looked like 6 or more cows stomach's guts what ever , and they were big , all over the road.
F@#K they stunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway I exit stage right and through
the back road to work . Thats got to be the worst .
I dont think I got any on me but I cleaned the bike anyway just in case.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:01 pm
by NovaCoder
Eww...that's enough to make you a veggie.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:17 pm
by javaman
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:44 pm
by MrStompy
ha ha thats funny (for us anyway) - reminds me of a ride i had were i got caught behind a cattle truck. got home covered in cow shit - not very nice.
when i was in uni i had a job driving a front end loader moving piles of cow intestines and shit around.
The smell gets stuck in your clothes and hair and certainly was NOT conducive to hitting on girls in the pub after work
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:11 pm
by Quick_Stix
Just a hint to get rid of any smells in clothing, pour some lemon juice in with the washing in the machine. I use this to get rid of the unpleasant 'death' smell that we sometimes come across at work. It works really well. The smell of anything dead just seems to stick in yer clothes and is a bastard to get rid of!!
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:25 pm
by Gosling1
mate - this reminds me of something I have long forgotten about.........when I first started riding, on a CB125, me and my mate learnt to ride *fast*
on this road out the back of Mum's place. Its still there, a short old country-style roads on the edge of suburbia......
One day, we spotted the carcase of a dog that had just been run over........it was really fresh, so it didn't smell too bad............
Anyway, I backed my 125 into the fresh guts, and proceeded to pull my first-ever burnout
it was pretty funny at the time
My old mate on his 125 couldn't believe it !!! A 125 actually smoking up !!!
Insane.........
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:44 pm
by mrmina
good to see my boobie trap worked
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:28 pm
by jewjew
I ran over half a wombat one night on my way to the snow in my mother in laws legend.
We got given the car about a year later and it still had a bad smell every time i turned on the aircon
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:01 pm
by Rossi
I'm suprised your bike started
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:20 am
by mfzx6r
Rossi wrote:I'm suprised your bike started
Like a deam mate
and its clean now too
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:51 am
by rocco
lol
yeah the exploding whale was bad
has anyone vomited while riding?
like in your helmet?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:54 am
by FrogZ
About 18, hangover, Motocross, Bell Moto 3 (remember them) chunks in the mesh...
