Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

Hi everyone,

My name's Rob and I'm Red_Dave's half uncle's brother's friend's mate twice removed... or simply his missus' cousin. I've been talking about buying a bike for a LONG time and finally pulled my finger out and did it.

I dragged Dave, the poor bastard, around to half the bike dealers in Sydney and made him test ride things that he has sworn me "never to speak of again" (but you get that when you're family). Anyway, last weekend we hit pay-dirt and found a very tidy ER-5. I think I'd owned it barely 30 minutes before it had a KSRC sticker slapped on it by the sneaky bugger, so here I am!

"Gonzo" is an ode to the muppet who is blue with a funny nose, kind of like my ER which is also blue with a funny nose...

Hopefully I'll get to meet some of you once I find my feet and can tag along on a ride.

Hello and Welcome Gonzo

Congrats on getting the bike and joining the club. I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do about Red_Dave though

Hi and Welcome!

Welcome to the tribe Gonzo

I think I'd owned it barely 30 minutes before it had a KSRC sticker slapped on it by the sneaky bugger,

Sounds like we need to talk to him, getting slow in his old age

As for the bikes you had him test ride, you didn't happen to get pics

welcome - at least we dont need 2 pm and warn you about dave - u know wat to expect

G'day and welcome Gonzo.

It's OK mate, we understand you can't pick who marries into your family

Gonzo wrote:Hi everyone,

My name's Rob and I'm Red_Dave's half uncle's brother's friend's mate twice removed... or simply his missus' cousin.

pheww...thought for a minute...another Dave

so welcome Gonzo and enjoy the site
nice scoot is the ER5


cheers

hi...im terribly sorry.... how do u put up with him...hes almost as bad as me!!

enjoy the site...

ooh er-5, nice choice

welcome mate, you obviously havent been here long enough to realise not to mention your related to red_dave... thats the 1st cross to your name

but we'll help you disown him soon enough

enjoy the bike, they are a good beast to learn on

Okay... Lets get a few things straight here...

1. The alleged "Tagging" of the ER-5 happened miles away from any Tafe's/Universities...

2. IF an alleged picture of what may look like me riding a Hyosung turns up - it is a fake or has been photochopped...

3. Rob is Monica's cousin and thus can also drink his own body weight in alcohol...

Welcome aboard mate

Welcome Gonzo
Hope you join us all on our ride days mate,Er5 top scoot too
ps
red-dave who's he??

Hi Gonzo, welcome aboard mate.

gidday & welcome to the laugh factory