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WILDCARD entry possible for OZ GP
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:16 pm
by the kid
Reported today Local : "Sources revealed today to our investigative motoring corespondent , Billy Faeces , that a late entry may be accepted for the Australian Moto GP . Due to the engine changes required for the next season MA and NFI with representatives from teams Total Bull and Camel Dung are meeting tonight to acces the late inclusion of Team OFRacing . Riding the Team OFR bike is Valentino Groggles who thinks that the "Val" thing will help him pick up . Renowned for his staying ability , it is whispered around the pit garages that if the new - ish 7/9 r hangs together for as long as Groggles , it could be a long race . The decision to allow Team OFR a start rests on testing of Groggles BAC on Sunday morning with a minimum of .12 being required at 8.00am and building to .18 before the start . Team manager Larz said "Boort T bort bort .18 hahahaha Friday Bort " Team mechanic Stace was short with our reporter but his brief remark was "Ill be pushing S**t uphill all weekend " while the team's tyre expert Nikos Smek only stated remark was "Have you got a daughter ? "
We wait further reports . Spy photo's show the testing of the exciting new ...ish 7/9r
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:51 pm
by Smitty
oh..........phark
its all Greg's fault.......again
at least its green
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:58 pm
by icebreaker
Can't wait to see the kishy strips bro...
Wonder if that front wheel will ever get any air time
Looks the goods greggy won't be long and you'll be fly'n mate.
Nice spec's...
900cc Engine... check
carbon fibre fairings... check
dickhead at the helm... check
training wheel... on order
viagra... no longer required
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:05 pm
by tape
Dan wrote:Can't wait to see the kishy strips bro...
Wonder if that front wheel will ever get any air time
Looks the goods greggy won't be long and you'll be fly'n mate.
Nice spec's...
900cc Engine... check
carbon fibre fairings... check
dickhead at the helm... check
training wheel... on order
harem of midgets... check
viagra... no longer required
Nice looking bike Greg, is that the paddock bike for Highside?
cheers
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:17 pm
by Groggles
hahaha...billy how did i know the photos wouldn't just show up in rides to show off....
so shes a 95 zxr7 with a zx9 engine. seems to go well but going in for a tune and shims etc this week.
its first outing is at mac park in a few weeks with mr the kid. came with heaps of zx7 bits so i'll do a bit of a sort out in the next few weeks.
apparently late '95 aint late enough for this years moto gp grid.
and dan i polished my muzzy tonite
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:18 pm
by icebreaker
Did you change his name?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:57 pm
by Smitty
Dan wrote:
Nice spec's...
900cc Engine... check
carbon fibre fairings... check
dickhead at the helm... check
training wheel... on order
viagra... no longer required
Dan
you forgot the obligatory...black wraparounds....
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:07 pm
by Lucas
cool i'll give you $50 for it Greg heheheh
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:13 am
by Neka79
did u say mac park???
mate...nice work.... looks like fun.... good luck with the bloody pit crew uve assembled tho
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:02 am
by greenmeanie
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:56 am
by Smitty
no bias in that comment Glenn...????
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:30 pm
by Colette
Greg, lookin' good there
Heheh, you should have known that if Billy is armed with photographic evidence, then
anything could happen
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:51 pm
by Stace
Good stuff Greg, Oh and i hear that your currently running the number 32 as it is the same number as your childhood hero.
Great report to Billy but howcome my names above all the photo's???
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:00 pm
by MrsDuane
I was thinking that??
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:16 pm
by Plaz
Greg you bastard, if you can get that thing to Mac Park, just keep heading west. When you hit Adelaide I'll crack a beer and you should be able to "sniff" your way in from there!!!
Nice looking trackie mate well done!!
