Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:17 pm
Blackster my laddie, you need to tread carefully here. Of course, you should tread carefully all the way into the lovely lady's boudoir and get yourself a bit of 'performance management'. But don't expect more than a little diversion, my pet. This is not life-long relationship material. Treat her like a scared, flighty little deer and don't make any sudden or unexpected moves - her livelihood is on the line if she stoops to dabble with 'the help', so be sensitive to that. Until you're in aforementioned boudoir; then treat her like an uncaged lioness, then like a bucking bronco, then like a tamed pussy cat - if you can get her to purr contentedly.
To summarise, my lil sparkly armadillo, go forth and release the jimmy.
BTW, would you mind elaborating on how the name 'Jimmy' came to be? Just for my own interest
And young1: try to keep it classy young man. Surely your vocabulary could replace 'gagging for it' with something a tad more genteel?
To summarise, my lil sparkly armadillo, go forth and release the jimmy.
BTW, would you mind elaborating on how the name 'Jimmy' came to be? Just for my own interest
And young1: try to keep it classy young man. Surely your vocabulary could replace 'gagging for it' with something a tad more genteel?
