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Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:47 am
by Burky
Zteven wrote:SHIT HAPPENS!!
Don't know where it came from but:
"Shit don't just happen,, Assholes cause it"
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:14 pm
by Valheru70
Here's one,
Ugly people- has a head like a robbers dog.
V
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:05 pm
by Burky
One that was used in the shop I used to work at, she was an old pain in the ass:
She was known as "The Crayfish"
Big fat Ass and a head full of Shit!
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:43 am
by Black Magic
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:47 pm
by plane
Given the weather conditions here today...
" I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks....
...................... than in the drink with a boat on the rocks!"
Cheers,
Pete
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:08 am
by esie
Flashheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
- Bells (Blackadder the II)
Do not fear offending anyone. Speak as your mind directs and always act with more courage when the “mammon of unrighteousness” is in question. - Catherine McAuley
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:50 am
by Cougar :)
I don't like to say no to me!
Skin isn't see through for a reason (commonly used when people talk about insides!)
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:20 pm
by Flywheels MC
At the feast of ego, everyone goes home hungry
It's difficult to make a comeback if you haven't been anywhere
If voting could really change things it would be illegal
Make love, not war. Hell, do both - Get married!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:15 pm
by SoundGuy
None are more hopelessly enslaved than
those who falsely believe they are free.
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:27 pm
by Gosling1
the old owner of The Stable ( bike dealership here a few years ago)
He was nicknamed " Chrome " by the mechanics and shop staff.........
ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH
(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial
)
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:27 pm
by Gosling1
the old (bald) owner of The Stable ( bike dealership here a few years ago)
He was nicknamed " Mudguard " by the mechanics and shop staff.........
ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH
(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial
)
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:54 pm
by photomike666
You'd lose your balls if you didn't have a bag to keep them in
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:32 pm
by gigksrc
Burky I like that one ....
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:24 pm
by zbeast
bucket and swing - put a bucket on her head and swing off the handle.
Re: Your favorite saying..........
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:37 pm
by snowymountainsmick
Another from my Grandfather that I forgot:
'Measure as many times as you like, because you only get to cut once.'