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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:31 pm
by Strika
Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:37 pm
by Stereo
Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?
They can.... but only valentino rossi gets those tires... You get the same tires as the Kawasaki riders get...

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:45 pm
by Gosling1
Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you and Neka related ???

:D

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:54 pm
by Strika
Gosling1 wrote:
Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you and Neka related ???

:D
Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:13 pm
by Gosling1
Strika wrote:....Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:
aaaaaahh, of COURSE, that explains everything..... :lol:

8)

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:22 pm
by Stereo
Gosling1 wrote:
Strika wrote:....Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:
aaaaaahh, of COURSE, that explains everything..... :lol:

8)
I used to ride a Honda....

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:37 pm
by Stace
Stereo wrote:
Gosling1 wrote:
Strika wrote:....Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:
aaaaaahh, of COURSE, that explains everything..... :lol:

8)
I used to ride a Honda....
So Dr Stereo, Why is it that you changed to the only REAL bike on the road? (But it does explain a few things knowing you owned a Honda) :wink:

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:10 pm
by Stereo
Stace wrote:only REAL bike on the road? (But it does explain a few things knowing you owned a Honda) :wink:
Ive tried the rest..... Thought I would try the best :)

My last bike was a 99 CBR600F3 with dynajet kit, rear reduction, after market pipe and zorst... personalised number plate PRVRT 8)

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:43 pm
by Bluefly
Dr Stereo,

Why are so many things square? i.e. TV's, bread, tissues, paper, cheese, computers, windows, boxes?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:55 pm
by Stereo
Bluefly wrote:Dr Stereo,

Why are so many things square? i.e. TV's, bread, tissues, paper, cheese, computers, windows, boxes?
For two reasons...

Reason 1
psychology of symmetry:
The human mind finds things that are symmetrical more appealing... This is why lopsided people are not attractive...

Reason 2
3 Dimensional Storage sizes:
A square or rectanglular shaped box can store more than any other shape, since an equalateral triangle of the same height and width can only contain a third of a square and a elipse can only contain a fraction of a rectangular box (X*Y*Z - 4/3 PI * width axis radius * length axis radius * height axis radius) . The same applies for any other polygon (althought the calculations would be much more complex).... Hence, the rectangle or square is the most efficient storage size possible.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:35 pm
by gray_rm
Dear Doctor,
Can you tell me why when I post stuff, my post counter is never increased?
Have I been a bad boy? Am I in post-limbo? :oops:

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:36 pm
by gray_rm
... Oops - I think I have to post 3 times before it goes up 1...

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:36 pm
by gray_rm
Oh - no I don't!
You've fixed it already - thank you Dr Stereo!

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:47 pm
by Stereo
gray_rm wrote:Oh - no I don't!
You've fixed it already - thank you Dr Stereo!
You are very welcome

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:28 pm
by balanse
Dr Steroe

Cycle magazine once described the in-line 4 cylinder motor as the "18 year old blond in a bikini" of motorcycle engine configurations.

Do you know what was meant by this??

Taking this analogy .. what would be the "54 year old red head in a track suit" of engine configs?

Thanks for the fish