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good to hear richo.. Keep it up

i'm still clean... sleeping much better.. and have taken up new addiction of going to the gym. (to fill the extra time i would usually sit around with a ciggie and a coffee or a ciggie and wine.)

so will be competitive in the shrinking leathers cause.. as well as healthier! )

Now .. thats a great idea! . .

I should really spend the rest of the arvo fixing up the non engine bike and getting back into that . ..

Two "ladies" having coffe at the Cosmopolitan in Double bay.
While waiting for the coffee, Helga offers Louise a cigarette,

Louise says, Oh no darlink I gave them up, these days I'm just sucking on lifesavers .
to which Helga says: ........ well it's easy for you, you live so close to the beach

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!."




BTW . ..

1 WEEK !!!!

Richo wrote:In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!."




BTW . ..

1 WEEK !!!!

Well done Richo!! Whoohoo - keep it going mate

Love the joke but the first thing that came to mind was........where the hell did the teacher get a jar of sperm?

Looks like I am risk of getting worms



You have inspired me mate, I quit today cold turkey

Good onya Jonno,

Cold turkey is great, once you arrived to the stage that you hate the habit for whatever reason(s) it's relativelly easy to kick it in the arse for good.
Both, Joy and I have kicked it back in 1997, she has been smoking for about 10 years, 'I've been for about 25.

Today, looking back don't understand why I ever been such a goose as to smoke.

Good luck with it mate, you can do it

Jonno wrote:Looks like I am risk of getting worms

You have inspired me mate, I quit today cold turkey

As Im still drinking and having sex, Im only slightly at risk

AND . .. Good to hear Jonno!! .... and now that we all know you have, beware dropping the ball

Let us know how you are going ... I found the first couple of days the worst but before ya know it, a week has gone past . .

Just remember ... THE CRAVING WILL PASS . .. THE CRAVING WILL PASS ....

Yayayayayay Jonno! welcome to the wagon

..and keep it up Richo!

Yayayayayayayaayyayayaya!!!!!!!!

You will all need to register on the "shrinking leathers" thread now though

Nelso wrote:Well done mate, that's awesome news. Good luck with hanging in there and if you are determined enough you will definitely make it happen. I bet Andy is pleased.

You're too right Nelso, I can't stop kissing him now...
Just makin the most of it after all these years of him tasting like an ashtray...
I am over the moon...

P.S : Dizz... about the mood swings... I am havin so much fun. Richo's never been so interesting...

Awwwwe .. thanks shweeety . .

Also .. have posted up Team Non-Bungers names and date Quit on the first page ... just to keep em honest

Now ... where did Justin get to . .

Good thing no-one knows me ..... because i would be scared of the metal or wooden object.!!!.. apart form the fact i'm not going to be weak and take it up again so it doens't really matter!

Yeah those cravings are huge, almost would walk barefoot over broken glass to get a smoke thats how powerful they are

The usual craving times are after dinner, morning coffee, deep in thought at work, just coz and others smoking etc

So far so good but it aint easy at all


Now I will be saving mega $$$$ a year (like $7k ) I will be flying sooner rather than later as long as I loose weight, or at least be on a brand new bike (good incentive)

And as mentioned above I wont taste like an ash tray or raisins for that matter, so look out all you's girls

Check out the Nicorette mini lozenger thingies Jonno ... they come in a small blue flip top container, bout the size of a tic tac box ... Ive always got it in my pocket and have saved me multiple times in the past week .. and dont taste like a dirty ashtray like that friggin gum does.