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I'd rather know a little bit about a lot, than a lot about very little

6maniac wrote:

Smitty wrote:2 of mine.............

if a jobs worth doing...do it well
and
half the time that means..I do it

and this one is for all the dickheads, holier than thou cows, egotistical bastards and general larger than life smartarses
you know...the ones who have done it before, you know bigger, faster, quicker, cheaper and especially for politicians
AND Managing Directors

It doesn't matter whether you are president or pauper
we all got here the same way...and we will all leave here , kick it, cark it or fall off the perch at some time
and
you know WHAT?...there is fuck all you can do about it (insert picture of raised middle digit)


cheers

Mmmmmmm........ does Smitty have anger management issues?

he is an angry ant......wtf

6maniac wrote: Mmmmmmm........ does Smitty have anger management issues?

nup

at my age..and level of life experience
just can't stand dickheads, holier than thou cows, egotistical bastards and general larger than life smartarses

basically I will not put up with the shit these oxygen thieves put out



so there


cheers

SHIT HAPPENS!!

One that came in very useful last weekend "If in doubt, gas it out"

It's better to ask a stupid question than make a stupid mistake.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

For what it is worth

"Better to remain silent and be thought stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

"Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!"

triway wrote:It's better to ask a stupid question than make a stupid mistake.

I like this one...

when farting-

"better to let it out and stink a little, than hold it in and be a cripple"

" Here I sit, brokenhearted - paid a penny and only farted !"

Flywheels MC wrote:

triway wrote:It's better to ask a stupid question than make a stupid mistake.

I like this one...

First job out of school and my boss told me that on the first day. I have never forgotten it, and have told every employee I have had the same thing on their first day.

Neka79 wrote:when farting-

"better to let it out and stink a little, than hold it in and be a cripple"

Or: 'It's better to have an empty house than a bad tenant'

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
This was quoted earlier, it is from George Orwell.
"Better to remain silent and be thought stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
This was quoted earlier, it is from Abraham Lincoln.

'If you gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough!' John Wayne
'I'll help you down the trail and proud to' Rooster Cogburn

'Will you give us the road rooster?' Ned Pepper
'Fill your hand you son of a bitch!'

My old (Tank) Squadron Commander, 'every soldier is entitled to his opinion, Moriarty, but he is not entitled to express it.'

Old soldier to unshaven soldier ' Stand a little closer to the razor tomorrow morning.'
navy version of the above. 'When you shave next, lean into it son.'

Sargeant Major to soldier with long hair(still incredibly short). 'Am I hurting you son?' 'No Sir!' 'Well i fucking should be, I'm standing on your hair!!!!'

Advice to all soldiers 'keep your ears, eyes and bowels open and your mouth shut.'

My dad:
About lazy people 'he thinks Manual Labour is a Mexican Bandit!'

about worthless people 'Not worth the sweat of a water bag.'

about people he didn't like 'I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.'

about tight people 'He wouldn't give you the steam off his piss on a cold morning.'

drunk 'full as a goog/boot/bubble in a pickle bottle'

ugly as a hat full of broken bisquits

'wouldn't wish it on a Jap on Anzac Day'

When he was admonishing me about spending money and I foolishly said 'its made round to go round, he replied, its made flat to stack,' geez, he had an answer for everything!

My grandad, a fine tradesman, 'don't use a one inch bolt when a two inch bolt will do.

Unknown, but I have passed this on to staff who are getting themselves into trouble 'The first rule of holes, Stop digging!!'

My sayings when advising staff:

'Don't answer questions that haven't been asked'

'No good will come from this.'

'Don't do anything you wouldn't be proud to have your children see.'

when you're dying, you're never going to wish you'd spent more time at work.