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Some I use a bit

No shit Sherlock
Drier than a dead Dingo's donger
As dry as a nuns c%*t
Cool bananas (no idea why)
No sweat
Sweet
Has a head like a smacked arse

Ones i like

Check out the big brain on Brad (Pulp fiction)
Noone expects the Spanish Inquisiton (Monty Python)
G'day I'm Jim Goose and everythings gonna be OK (where else)

People think I know fucken nuthin' but I know fuck all!

Benno wrote:Or a face like a busted fart!

got a head like a kicked in shit tin

Neka79 wrote:

Benno wrote:Or a face like a busted fart!

I got a head like a kicked in shit tin

Being a bit harsh on yaself there Mate .

most used , its hard to soar amongst the eagles when you are constantly surounded by turkeys
, you cant polish a turd
,colld eat the crotch outa a low flying duck, or the guts outa a rotten fox , or the stuffing outa a piss soaked matress
,plus check my sig

Here's one,

you are as sharp as a page of Oscar Wildes wittisisms rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and stuck into someones eye.

(From red dwarf)

V

Valheru70 wrote:Here's one,

you are as sharp as a page of Oscar Wildes wittisisms rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and stuck into someones eye.

(From red dwarf)

V

Sounds more like Blackadder .... some great ones there!

"Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives."

You've got the brains of an arsehole

Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

If it's too loud, you're too old

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention

(These next two are my own material)

Are fishermen just recreational hookers?

Do you think Minnie Driver drives a mini?

It takes less muscles to smile than to frown but it takes even less muscles for me to smack you up the side of the head for even pointing that out

if someone is whining " would you like some cheese with that wine?"

or " stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum" (another one from red dwarf)

ProblemChild wrote: you cant polish a turd ,plus check my sig

I agree with PC

Ya can't bullshit a bullshitter

Cheers

Dry as a dead dingo's donger

Bashed with the ugly stick

A 20-bourbon bitch

Someone call the meatwagon - Charlie's copped a saucer in the throat

Remember Him, when you look at the night sky

Perhaps its the result of an anxiety ?

Get a Big Black dog up ya

Being *here* Guido !!!

A face like a busted arse

A head like a munted artichoke

3 sandwiches short of a picnic

" A dingo took my baby !!!"

2 of mine.............

if a jobs worth doing...do it well
and
half the time that means..I do it

and this one is for all the dickheads, holier than thou cows, egotistical bastards and general larger than life smartarses
you know...the ones who have done it before, you know bigger, faster, quicker, cheaper and especially for politicians
AND Managing Directors

It doesn't matter whether you are president or pauper
we all got here the same way...and we will all leave here , kick it, cark it or fall off the perch at some time
and
you know WHAT?...there is fuck all you can do about it (insert picture of raised middle digit)


cheers

Smitty wrote:2 of mine.............

if a jobs worth doing...do it well
and
half the time that means..I do it

and this one is for all the dickheads, holier than thou cows, egotistical bastards and general larger than life smartarses
you know...the ones who have done it before, you know bigger, faster, quicker, cheaper and especially for politicians
AND Managing Directors

It doesn't matter whether you are president or pauper
we all got here the same way...and we will all leave here , kick it, cark it or fall off the perch at some time
and
you know WHAT?...there is fuck all you can do about it (insert picture of raised middle digit)


cheers

Mmmmmmm........ does Smitty have anger management issues?