Ask Dr Stereo...

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:01 pm

OK, then stereo, based on that, how many cats and what types do you recommend, and how many loaves of bread and tubs of butter would I need, to do a 1'20" lap time on my 9 around Phillip Island without falling off??? And, how many more cats/tubs/loaves would I need if it was raining???????

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:01 pm

Stereo wrote:But to answer your question..... Stop dropping your toast is probably the place to start...

Will he be on a continuous loop if he stops to start?

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:34 pm

Better head to the RSPCA Strika, you are gonna need a LOT of cats !!

Dont tell em you are making a time macine but or they will think you are crazy, tell em youre going crabbing instead....

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:50 pm

frogzx12r wrote:Better head to the RSPCA Strika, you are gonna need a LOT of cats !!
Dont tell em you are making a time macine but or they will think you are crazy, tell em youre going crabbing instead....

I have a far better solution. Firebomb the local chinese restaurant

!!! It will cause in immediate cat population explosion!!!!

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:31 pm

Strika wrote:OK, then stereo, based on that, how many cats and what types do you recommend, and how many loaves of bread and tubs of butter would I need, to do a 1'20" lap time on my 9 around Phillip Island without falling off??? And, how many more cats/tubs/loaves would I need if it was raining???????

I am afraid cats and buttered toast wont help you.... Gravity and friction are essential to speed around a track..... if you reduce the amount of gravity your bike will lose tracktion and simply slide off the track...

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:58 pm

Stereo wrote:
Strika wrote:OK, then stereo, based on that, how many cats and what types do you recommend, and how many loaves of bread and tubs of butter would I need, to do a 1'20" lap time on my 9 around Phillip Island without falling off??? And, how many more cats/tubs/loaves would I need if it was raining???????
I am afraid cats and buttered toast wont help you.... Gravity and friction are essential to speed around a track..... if you reduce the amount of gravity your bike will lose tracktion and simply slide off the track...

What if we were able to move the cats and toast and butter onto just one side when cornering????

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:34 pm

...would that be the highside or the lowside...

Jonno · Post by **Jonno** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:51 am

Stereo wrote:
Jonno wrote:Dear Doc Stereo,

some things in life are so very complex and usually we/I just accept it to be so and move on...

However after dropping my toast on the floor this morning it seems it always lands buttered side down thus picking up all matter of filth in the butter, not a good thing so I have to do a new piece as that is easier than cleaning the floor and interupting my time schedule for the day, now what would happen if both sides of the toast were buttered would that make it land on its side on the crust??

How can one stop said toast from falling in the first place or should I get a cat to study this phenomenon??

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Adjust my busy timetable to accomodate falling pieces of toast??

Thankyou and I am waiting with interest for you answer Doctor..
Aliens on distant planets already discovered this a long time ago...

Staple a piece of toast, butter side up to a cat and you have a crude anti-gravity device... because both refuse to land wrong way up.... Add more cats and more toast to make a stronger machine...

You have to freeze the cats ofcourse to stop them trying to lick the butter off the toast....

But to answer your question..... Stop dropping your toast is probably the place to start...

Maybe we counteract this by inventing anti gravity butter or pinching the idea from another world, (i can't believe its not butter) or hydrogen filled bread or bread made on another planet without gravity?

Do you how scratched up I got from the neigbours cat this morning trying to eat my toast

it thawed out a bit too much whilst the bread was in the toaster

Bloody vegemite and fur everywhere,damn hard to get cats fluff from between ya teeth, and really changes my schedule now as i have to eat toast so fast so the cat has less time to lick butter and scratch my eyes out I now have an extra 3.45632 minutes spare in my day.

Is it cruel to declaw a cat even if it is from next door?

What to do with the time I ask, do aliens have this much spare time?????

Howdoya make a cat go woof? petrol and cats don't mix

How do ya make a dog go meow?? involves freezing and a bandsaw I believe.... since i like dogs I have not tried this

ta again Doc

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:46 am

dr stereo

i want to know why my bike has died?

and when will i get my letter from the rta saying i have no ticket to ride?

thankyou in advanced.

note: i usually have bad luck with this, and could this all be happening because i havent told my dad about the fine or impeeding loss of licence?

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:53 pm

kellz wrote:dr stereo

i want to know why my bike has died?

Your bike has died because you never ride it - you're always online posting!! DER!

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:09 pm

Bluefly wrote:
kellz wrote:dr stereo

i want to know why my bike has died?
Your bike has died because you never ride it - you're always online posting!! DER!

my bike got ridden every day.

and even moreso on weekends.

i post when im supposed to be doing uni work..

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:35 pm

kellz wrote:dr stereo

i want to know why my bike has died?

The good always die young... was your bike good?

kellz wrote:and when will i get my letter from the rta saying i have no ticket to ride?

When is it least convinient?

kellz wrote:note: i usually have bad luck with this, and could this all be happening because i havent told my dad about the fine or impeeding loss of licence?

No... that is why you are stressing about it.... it is not why it is happening.... you are losing your licence because you are a hoon.... and your dad will love you a little tiny bit less because you are keeping secrets from him....

(you had better do something really adorable to make up for it... perhaps make him a nice breakfast or mow the lawn)

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:37 pm

yes the bike was very good to me and my brother.

well anytime is incovienient, but for gp would be most inconvient.

ahh thanx, stereo i feel better now.

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:44 pm

dr stereo....
why is it my farts dont stin kto me, but to other ppl they WREAK.... i mean its impressive an all that i can clear a room so easily..or dutchy my mrs til she almost throws up....but why dont they offend me??

also...why are duanes farts so stinky ??....boy he has issues...

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:06 am

Guess my mammal question was indeed a bit deep for the Dr, will wait for your professorship and try again then