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zxsixr03 wrote:By a Vtwin with some carbon pipes....

One of my mates rides a VTR1000 that thing is fucking loud, i can hear it 5minutes before he gets here. come to think of it i think its his fault not mine.

a horse's head left in her bed is bound to do the trick !

kevindinho wrote:One of my mates rides a VTR1000 that thing is fucking loud

he should come round more often then

Play the "Shut up women get on my horse" tune louder that your bike It will take her mind off the bike noise
If she comes over to complain about the loud music, just offer her some lemonade, some sweet lemonade

smithy5 wrote:Play the "Shut up women get on my horse" tune louder that your bike It will take her mind off the bike noise
If she comes over to complain about the loud music, just offer her some lemonade, some sweet lemonade

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRILLIANT SMITHY

mike-s wrote:...she's got an attitude towards anyone that isn't chinese like her .

Like, chinese AND ugly ?

un_majstk wrote:Like, chinese AND ugly ?

Scowling has yet to be considered a redeeming quality.

the kid wrote:

mike-s wrote: but she's got an attitude towards anyone that isn't chinese like her .

BBQ her dog and invite her over . That should break the ice .
Isn't that what Clint did in Gran Torino ?

Hah, not seen it, but she does have a cat that takes swings as you when it runs past as it's such an antisocial piece of shit. love to, not likely to though.

kevindinho wrote:

mike-s wrote:I've got a couple of neighbours who used to be pains in the arse. I started being super polite to them and most of them will stop, say hello or wave. Now only the sour bitch in an adjacent unit is the only one that i still have headaches with, but she's got an attitude towards anyone that isn't chinese like her .

Pfft, Her husband speaks less English than her, but goes out of his way to say hello and strike up a basic conversation on the way past, her daughter is nice too. As are the other neighbours from that ethnic background.

It's just the one woman, she's a bitch, end of story. Trying to say hello in Cantonese, Mandarin or any other dialect is going to accomplish the same thing as me trying to communicate with the boogeyman via sign language.

As to the OP, wave hello and try to totally screw around with her preconcieved notions of "no good motorcyclists".

Gosling1 wrote:a horse's head left in her bed is bound to do the trick !

or a horses hoof
Chinese hey?......squat in her driveway and snap off a big grogan, wipe your arse and put the paper in her bin.....
that's how it's done in China you know

my neighbour is chinese too excellent strategy seiko you'll have to come and show me how its done

Yeah especially when he uses her Sunday paper to wipe

Just give her one of these! *note pic stolen randomly off google*



Or alternatively... I much prefer you do this instead!!

shoot a rocket propelled grenade through her front window....this is what gos would do...

Ah good Ol KSRC Political INcorrectness

hoffy V2.0 wrote:shoot a rocket propelled grenade through her front window....this is what gos would do...

WHAT THE ????? Is this biatch working for the RTA as a camera operator as WELL ?????

Time to pop down the shops....http://www.rocketpropelledgrenadesRus.com.

The link doesn't work Gos!