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Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:55 am
by MacBogan
Dear Aunty Cath,
1.Can you let me know the best way to remove wool from Velcro? I have some gloves that just aren't holding anymore due to the loops being full of wool.
2. Can you catch STD's from an animal (Just asking for a friend)
Thanks
Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:47 pm
by Gosling1
I caught an STD from a bitch this one time at band-camp.....she was an animal alright !!

Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:09 pm
by Supafrog
........But I'm sure she knew how to blow a a damn good tune Gosling!
Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:23 pm
by Gosling1
she was an expert on the trouser flute.

Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:49 am
by kaneg
matchan wrote:Dear Aunty Cath, I've a friend who reckons they're a gun cheesecake maker, who seems to avoid making me one, how can I give them a gentle hint that I'd love a cheesecake?
Young Matchan, failing the success with this friend of yours, you could always aproach Red Dave,who could provide cheese cake and some added unforgetable entertainment
sorry Aunty Cath for the hijack..
Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:29 pm
by smithy5
kaneg wrote:matchan wrote:Dear Aunty Cath, I've a friend who reckons they're a gun cheesecake maker, who seems to avoid making me one, how can I give them a gentle hint that I'd love a cheesecake?
Young Matchan, failing the success with this friend of yours, you could always aproach Red Dave,who could provide cheese cake and some added unforgetable entertainment
sorry Aunty Cath for the hijack..
I would be carefull eating a cake that Red Dave had anything to do with. You don't know what he's been putting in it
or was that an Apple Pie

Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:00 pm
by photomike666
Dear Aunty Cath, after a couple of after work beers I sat on the Stops All Station commuter train and read an article regarding a big biker a black and chrome bike & a squirrel. I openly lol'd. Is there any hole for me?
Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:22 pm
by seiko1
photomike666 wrote:Dear Aunty Cath, after a couple of after work beers I sat on the Stops All Station commuter train and read an article regarding a big biker a black and chrome bike & a squirrel. I openly lol'd. Is there any hole for me?
You do realise, she's married

Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:37 pm
by photomike666
Damn iPhone. HOPE
Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:06 am
by fireyrob
photomike666 wrote:Damn iPhone. HOPE

Yeah I got fat fingers too

Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:39 am
by photomike666
Fat fingers has its advantages
Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:34 am
by Supafrog
Dear Aunty Cath...
I am currently dying with the dreaded manflu....
is there any special techniques for getting extra sympathy? and how could i milk this sympathy to get a new motorcycle???
..... and how do i get rid of the manflu so i can ride the new motorcycle????

Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:17 pm
by Smitty
Supafrog wrote:Dear Aunty Cath...
I am currently dying with the dreaded manflu....
is there any special techniques for getting extra sympathy? and how could i milk this sympathy to get a new motorcycle???
I have had the dreaded manflu ...for more than 8 weeks now, the medicos are fuckin' hopeless (hello...It takes up to 3 MONTHS TO CONQUER they say

)
and my other half gives ZIP, Zero nada in the way of sympathy
so don't hold ya breath

Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:54 pm
by marksesh
I've had the man flu for 40 years cant help the way i was born.

Re: Advice Hotline (now open)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:07 pm
by Supafrog
Thanks alot for the positive diagnosis Smitty! Sheeeesh!
They say that laughter makes people better.... i swear it is sympathy!
might go back to bed and hopefully when i wake up... there'll be 2 motorcycles in the garage when i look there....
