Ha Ha what a great thread, both the story AND the replies...
I'd like to see Philbo on Nappers bike doing an 'extra' 500rpm ... hell im pretty sure id pay to see that, i'd pay even more if i can mount a video just above the rear derailler facing forwards to catch the action

They say it's not how big the dog is in the fight but...
how big the fight is in the dog...
or is it how big the smile is on your face...