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It'll only be a matter of time before we see this again

I'm with you Dave... bring it on! 12 hours to go.....

Had to add this one for today.....


A Queenslander is drinking in a West Darwin bar when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, 'That's about average in Queensland, fellas...like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland baby boy.'

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of 'WOW'! Were heard.

One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, ' Hey, you're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.

We were going to call you; so how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, ' 19 pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. 'What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.'

The Queensland father takes a slow swig from his XXXX, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bar and proudly says, 'Had him circumcised.

What will you Queenslanders do when you lose the origin??


A FRUSTRATED motorist squeezed a police officer's testicles in a road rage attack during Brisbane's biggest annual fireworks event, RiverFire.

The Brisbane District Court was told retiree Sam Charles Spuchess assaulted a traffic officer who tried to prevent him crossing Brisbane's Story Bridge during the annual RiverFestival's fireworks display on August 30.

The court heard Spuchess, 63, assaulted the officer while traffic was blocked for almost two hours during the fireworks display, The Courier-Mail reports.

Prosecutor Sarah Dennis said Spuchess first began yelling at a traffic police officer and then grabbed his service-issued torch and tried to hit him with it.

She said Spuchess then grabbed the male officer's testicles and squeezed them.

ZXR750 wrote:What will you Queenslanders do when you lose the origin??

Well...I'm 40 now - so will probably not see it in my lifetime........

waynemorgan wrote:

ZXR750 wrote:What will you Queenslanders do when you lose the origin??

Well...I'm 40 now - so will probably not see it in my lifetime........

Planning on "offing" yourself today?

Ahhhhh good ol QLD as much as I have a lot of love for the state, your always in a false sense of security

Its always been a game of inches

Could be a good game if the ref's didn't fuck it up. I don't mind losing to a better team but I hate when the referee's decide who wins and loses.

Black Magic wrote:........A Queenslander is drinking .....blah blah blah....had a 25 pound baby.....to start with.....

The proud father answers, ' 19 pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. 'What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.'

The Queensland father takes a slow swig from his XXXX, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bar and proudly says, 'Had him circumcised.....

thus proving beyond any doubt, that after a typical Qld baby has been circumcised, all that will be left is 19 pounds of cock. Which we know, will eventually grow into about 225 pounds of cock.

And his name would be ..................................................................................................................????

I don't fuckin' know !!! Probably Mal or Fatty or Trevor or fuckin' Bruce !!!!

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10 points Should have been 40!

Only one thing left to say now i suppose.........


QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhh see only the first game and you QLD's already think you have it in the bag, as I said false sense of security, we gotta give you something