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hahaha jeesus Rob..

I havta stop this drinking b4 reading posts or should I say while I'm reading them...lol

yea that was a good one rob...
i hope ur daughter doesnt look like mina too!!
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"



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Blue636 wrote:

red_dave wrote:Anal lube hey... Oh for easier insertion of ping pong balls...
Good thinkin' Neka...

Dont forget the rubber gloves, I just carry a spare tyre and rim and paddock stand in my 636 incase I need it fits nicely under the cowl.

Great ideas of stuff to put under the seat. I'll update my kit.

If I tell wifey to buy Ping Pong balls, rubber gloves and KY jelly (Anal lube) she might get excited. Better not tell her.... if she finds out it's for the bike she'll think I joined some weird "Kwika-Saki" pleasure club.

Now I know why some riders have a ear-to-ear smile.

funny stuff you wild and crasszzeee guys! (SNL...yeah?)
anyway, with this weather today, i am adding the chamois in a zip-lock... thx Brett 4 that idea

Pontikat wrote:

neka79 at optusnet.com.au wrote:only use it on ur mrs rob, and bretts mum!!
Neka

"Me Mum" could carry Ians Kitchen sink in the space under her Seat. & still "wow" the crowd with "Red Daves Ping Pong Ball Party Trick".

Cheers Brett

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...
not sure 'bout this one......

mrmina wrote:i'd put my tool there if i had one.

but cos i dont, it's normally the house keys, digi cam.

I'll say no more hahahaha




mario

Blackzxr wrote:

neka79 at optusnet.com.au wrote:only use it on ur mrs rob, and bretts mum!!
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"



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If my dauhgter comes out looking like an asshole, your in trouble.

hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!



mario

mfzx6r wrote:

mrmina wrote:i'd put my tool there if i had one.
but cos i dont, it's normally the house keys, digi cam.

I'll say no more hahahaha
mario

Damn Mina between you n "Narfie" a bloke doesnt need The Comedy channel.
BTW very hard to "Bush Canic'" with a set of car keys. Digi Camera be ok you could take a photo for the insurance company.
"yep thats the spot i left me bike .... honest it was right there ?"
Go to Supercheap n sling together a tool kit, cost about $30.
Cheers Brett

mfzx6r wrote:

mrmina wrote:i'd put my tool there if i had one.

but cos i dont, it's normally the house keys, digi cam.

I'll say no more hahahaha




mario

tool kit, thats what i meant. my tool sits against the tank, and yes i do have one...

Pontikat wrote:Go to Supercheap n sling together a tool kit, cost about $30.
Cheers Brett

got the parts for the oem toolkit from http://www.buykawasaki.com, will do something soon. when i first bought the bike, i was gonna go buy a kit from the wreckers but people said oem tools are shit. so i didn't do it.

the only thing i couldnt find was the C spanner at bunnings/repco/supercheap.

Light bulbs people, light bulbs !

.... is it onlyme who has been through 4 headlights and about 7 tail lights in the last 40,000 km (12 months) ?

Seriously, I have OEM tools, a headlight, taillight and indicator globes and a pair of emergency wet-weather pants under the seat, my e-tag in the front compartment and a torch, change, wet weather gloves and waterproof jacket liner in my rack bag.

For the people with a first-aid kit, what do you have in it ? Is it a specialised 'motorcycle' first-aid kit or juts a generic painkillers and bandages kit ?

oz4x4 wrote:Light bulbs people, light bulbs !

.... is it onlyme who has been through 4 headlights and about 7 tail lights in the last 40,000 km (12 months) ?

I've yet to blow a globe of any kind on a bike.... Having said that, you watch what happens on my next ride.

oz4x4 wrote:For the people with a first-aid kit, what do you have in it ? Is it a specialised 'motorcycle' first-aid kit or juts a generic painkillers and bandages kit ?

Umm, it doesn't fit under the seat, but when ever I go on a long trip in car or with bike, I take my St Johns road trauma first aid kit...but it goes in the Gearsack.

i thought ur tool hung off ya forehead mina??
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"



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I usually chuck a few globes in for a longer trip, I certainly have some sitting at home the rest of the time.

The first-aid kit is a general one with a few extra bits chucked in that would have helped me when I came off, as well as some stuff that was recommended by the guy who ran the last first-aid course I attended (earlier this year). The course was meant to be oriented towards sport injuries, but with 4 of the 10 attending being riders, we managed to get some time on bike stuff as well.

Just as a point of interest, how many people have current first-aid qualifications or are planning on doing it soon? If so, have you learnt how to take a helmet off a rider in the correct manner to minimise neck injury? We convinced the guy who ran our course to show us, so we saw how it was done, but didn't get to practice it. I reckon it would be worth knowing though.