Yeah, ya farker, riding down Richmond Rd on a farkin spankin new ZX12, insult to injury I say
Nah, mate the bikes are shelved for a while unless I can do a deal with the boss at the end o the year to sort me with another on the company bonus
If I had the money it would be a SuperDuke but I aint insuring that farker 3rd party only, and that means the premium would be through the roof with my new track record
So that ones out, if I manage another its gonna be a worked KTM LC4 motard,mmmmmm, cheap insurance and if I work it well it'll still keep up with ya hoons on a road legal ride and it will be better for the 2 farkin discs I got rooted in my neck after our last outing
How the fark did ya get leathers to fit round that belly Hoffmeister, I thought I was lucky to get em around mine
I thought I would drop in and see what was happening, best not let the missus find out as she aint to bike friendly at the mo, not that she ever was
Anyhow wish me luck with my savings program on the side, only another $9950 dollars to go and I'll be able to go shopping again.....KTM mmmm
Worked motor, fast pipes, big single, yeah now I'm going back to the garage to make some more front fenders.
Oh yeah, Hoffmeister(ya like the Hoffmeister?, I thought it was original

), whats this about me being in some big glossy magazine, hope it was porno with me big knob sortin out some hot chick........or maybe me on the old 9, god rest her soul
Later mate, me thinks its gettin time for a beer session at some venue soon
