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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:28 pm
by Stace
Stace wrote:Mick C wrote:Dear Dr,
I have two questions. Firstly when am I going to get drunk with Dr Stereo? Secondly are sensitive nipples a blessing or a curse?
Dear Dr Stereo, Why is it that Lars loves his nipples so much but still won't treat them to a little stainless steel enhancement???
OHHHHH Thanks you Oh Great Dr Stereo, But this was my original question, but surely you knew that.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:39 pm
by Stereo
Stace wrote:Stace wrote:Mick C wrote:Dear Dr,
I have two questions. Firstly when am I going to get drunk with Dr Stereo? Secondly are sensitive nipples a blessing or a curse?
Dear Dr Stereo, Why is it that Lars loves his nipples so much but still won't treat them to a little stainless steel enhancement???
OHHHHH Thanks you Oh Great Dr Stereo, But this was my original question, but surely you knew that.
Ofcourse I knew that... I am Dr Stereo after all...
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:40 pm
by MickLC
Stereo wrote:Mick C wrote:Dear Dr,
I have two questions. Firstly when am I going to get drunk with Dr Stereo?
I think you are the only one who hasnt.... But lets set a play-date.... How about 15-17 Sept?
It's a date
Stereo wrote:Mick C wrote:
Secondly are sensitive nipples a blessing or a curse?
Both, they are a blessing during coitus, but a curse when you are at the beach...
True but what if you are having coitus at the beach? Maybe Stace could answer that one?
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:59 pm
by Stace
Mick C wrote:
Stereo wrote:Mick C wrote:
Secondly are sensitive nipples a blessing or a curse?
Both, they are a blessing during coitus, but a curse when you are at the beach...
True but what if you are having coitus at the beach? Maybe Stace could answer that one?
Why thank you Mick, I can. The idea of coitus at the beach is something that alot of people find quite thought provoking and in actual fact quite arousing.
Now for people with sensitive nipples this can be quite painful if attempted so there are a couple of precautions that can be observed to ensure you do not miss out on all the beach coitus fun that your buddies are having.
First and cheapest method (however not the best) is to simply apply a circular band-aid to each nipple thus acting as a shield if you like and keeping Mr Nip Nip safe.
The second and by far the best method is to purchase a sheet of clear contact, This can then be cut shaped to fit the nipple exacty. To apply the contact to the previously mention nipple simply aline the pre cut to nipple shape contact, stick to clean, dry skin and then make sure it stays in place for the entirety of the beach excursion simply heat well with either a hot hair dryer or a heat gun. Now be carefull not to over heat the area as this can cause quite embarrassing burns.
The above methods are will protect the sensitive nipple and the second of the two will infact remain almost invisable to other parties.
In closing i would just like to add that sensitive nipple rash at the beach should in fact be of a secondary consern to the other more deadly beach (sand) problem that you will be faced with if the coitus happens to develope into the next level. Remember that ones PEE PEE once inserted into the womans in bound equivelant is not at all resistant to foreign matter. Ones family jewels in fact act quite well as little shovels once on the swing and can move quite a large amount of sand in a very un desired direction.
Please take all of the above suggestions to heart and enjoy (safely) your beach coitus session.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:02 pm
by Stereo
Thats what I was going to say
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:12 pm
by ZZRCHIKKY
coitus ???
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 6:14 pm
by gizmo
Stereo wrote:Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
Teflon..... Nothing sticks to teflon....
If nothing sticks to Teflon how does it stick?
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:11 pm
by Stereo
gizmo wrote:Stereo wrote:Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
Teflon..... Nothing sticks to teflon....
If nothing sticks to Teflon how does it stick?
Super-glue silly...
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:14 pm
by gizmo
Stereo wrote:gizmo wrote:Stereo wrote:
If nothing sticks to Teflon how does it stick?
Super-glue silly...
Nah, afraid not DR, your not getting away with that answer!
What's the story & what were N.A.S.A using it for, before the average citizen had access?
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:31 pm
by Stereo
gizmo wrote:
Nah, afraid not DR, your not getting away with that answer!
What's the story & what were N.A.S.A using it for, before the average citizen had access?
What we now know as Telfon, was first created by NASA when they were trying to cross over into an alternative reality in 1997.
After a night of drinking way too much Jolt Cola the nerd herd watched an episode of Sliders and decided to see if they could turn science fiction into science fact.
They formed a quarum and video conferenced on the subject and at the end of this brainstorming session, it was decided by some of the brightest minds (with the worst fashion sense) in the known universe that the only way to cross over to an alternate reality would be by creating what they called "A sub-particle logic anomaly".
To explain this in lamens terms, this simply meant that they had to create something that existed, and yet, at the same time did not exist.
The task to create this..... anomaly, they turned to Dr Fred Inklestein of Illinois.
He spent a few months working feverishly on his new invention and after this time called the herd back together....
He presented his great invention in the great hall at the NASA institute of applied metaphysics at Cape Cenaveral.
Thats right, the anomaly was..........
A non-stick stick.........
(Upon completion of the first ever non-stick stick Fred was promptly sucked into a rip in the fabric of the universe and was never seen again. NASA now sells teflon with the strickt caution to manufacturers that they never ever ever coat a stick with it...)
Oh, and the only thing that sticks teflon to anything is superglue..... because nothing else is super enough to do the job...
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:23 pm
by gizmo
Now that's the answer I was wanting & it explains everything........
But Why is Super glue so SUPER?
& when is Lainie's catalogue going to be out & what's the best value for money item in your opinion?
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:48 pm
by Stereo
gizmo wrote:Now that's the answer I was wanting & it explains everything........
But Why is Super glue so SUPER?
Its made super using a special compound called Superium... It is a very rare extract from unwashed socks.... (this ties into the McDonalds gurkin conspiracy)
gizmo wrote:
& when is Lainie's catalogue going to be out & what's the best value for money item in your opinion?
I am a Doctor, not a psychic..... Best value for money will be the vibrating cockrings....
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:59 pm
by gizmo
Please explain the McDonalds gurkin conspiracy, I always had different views to most on this topic.....
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 10:05 pm
by Stereo
gizmo wrote:Please explain the McDonalds gurkin conspiracy, I always had different views to most on this topic.....
Wish I could.... but I have been sworn to secrecy on the pain of death....
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:29 pm
by Stace
Stereo wrote:gizmo wrote:Please explain the McDonalds gurkin conspiracy, I always had different views to most on this topic.....
Wish I could.... but I have been sworn to secrecy on the pain of death....
In other words Dr Stereo loves eating the girkin and it pains him dreadfully to speak ill of the little green pickley things