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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:29 pm
by Smitty
Stereo wrote:Smitty wrote:Dr Stereo
42
..what does it mean..?????

I am afraid you have not specified enough information... What is the application that this particular 42 is being used for?
hmmmm
me thinks the good Doctor
could do with a copy of...the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
where in...all is revealed

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:33 pm
by Smitty
yoda sez
....beware him who shows false promise
coz he is wanker (not Nerd)
aahh
such words from this demigod reveal all
sez yoda
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:49 pm
by Stereo
Smitty wrote:Stereo wrote:Smitty wrote:Dr Stereo
42
..what does it mean..?????

I am afraid you have not specified enough information... What is the application that this particular 42 is being used for?
hmmmm
me thinks the good Doctor
could do with a copy of...the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
where in...all is revealed

Aaah, the application of 42 as the answer to the life, the universe and everything....
42 is the result of the question....
the question is what you are actually asking about... The question that results in the answer of 42 when applied to life, the universe and everything is complex... and if I explained it to you, you still wouldnt understand...
In laymans terms... The evolution of mankind (and in fact everything in the universe) is currently stalled somewhat...
To evolve to the next level (level 4) we need to solve one difficult puzzle... and that is the human genome... Once we have mapped all of the DNA in the human body we will be able to cure any disease no matter how major... We will also be able to enhance our own DNA to allow us greater levels of intellegence and ability. Appart from trippling our lifespan, we will also discover our latent ability to communicate using thought.. the final result of this will be that we will realise that each atom in the universe is connected in a particular way..... The final question at the end of everything we know, when we finally reach the final level has a simple answer.... 42....
Its lucky we know that right now.... because it would be a real headscratcher if we were just about to evolve beyond and we didnt have that answer ready... There would be some red faces the office that day let me tell you...
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:06 pm
by Ben
i thought the answer was always 7?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:12 pm
by Stereo
Ben wrote:i thought the answer was always 7?
You have made a statement and put a question mark at the end... It should have a full stop or an exclamation mark...
But if I was to treat it as a question I would have to say "yes".... you did.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:25 pm
by Stace
Loved the bike answer mate, Especially the Hyosung one, Pure gold!!
But i have a question of my own, I need to know what a chair would look like if our knees bended in the opposite direction?
Keenly awaiting your answer OH WISE ONE.

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:39 pm
by photomike666
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Is this simply a clever method of boosting your post count?
and which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:11 pm
by Stereo
Stace wrote:Loved the bike answer mate, Especially the Hyosung one, Pure gold!!
But i have a question of my own, I need to know what a chair would look like if our knees bended in the opposite direction?
Keenly awaiting your answer OH WISE ONE.

If our knees bend in the opposite direction, we would not rest on a chair... We would drape ourselves over a bar of some sort... possibly with a comfortable pillow on it...
To watch TV you would need to drape far enough to see it between your own legs...
For this reason the TV would be upside down.... and your beer would be served with a straw...
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:19 pm
by Stereo
photomike666 wrote:Why is abbreviation such a long word?
So that you can abbreviate it...
photomike666 wrote:Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
It doubles as a test to see if you are dyslexic (also the english language was desperately short of words with the letter X in it.... so to make use of it a bit more they picked a few words and put it in there). On a side note, the Oxford College of Dyslexic Studies (O.C.A.D) put forward a suggestion that would be easier for sufferers to use, they suggested that the word "Dyslexia" should be replaced by the word "A"... The vote was rejected by a count of 12 to 1eh89.
photomike666 wrote:Is this simply a clever method of boosting your post count?
No, but is your question?
photomike666 wrote:And which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The fish
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:27 pm
by Smitty
Stereo wrote:Smitty wrote:Stereo wrote:
I am afraid you have not specified enough information... What is the application that this particular 42 is being used for?
hmmmm
me thinks the good Doctor
could do with a copy of...the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
where in...all is revealed

Aaah, the application of 42 as the answer to the life, the universe and everything....
42 is the result of the question....
the question is what you are actually asking about... The question that results in the answer of 42 when applied to life, the universe and everything is complex... and if I explained it to you, you still wouldnt understand...
In laymans terms... The evolution of mankind (and in fact everything in the universe) is currently stalled somewhat...
To evolve to the next level (level 4) we need to solve one difficult puzzle... and that is the human genome... Once we have mapped all of the DNA in the human body we will be able to cure any disease no matter how major... We will also be able to enhance our own DNA to allow us greater levels of intellegence and ability. Appart from trippling our lifespan, we will also discover our latent ability to communicate using thought.. the final result of this will be that we will realise that each atom in the universe is connected in a particular way..... The final question at the end of everything we know, when we finally reach the final level has a simple answer.... 42....
Its lucky we know that right now.... because it would be a real headscratcher if we were just about to evolve beyond and we didnt have that answer ready... There would be some red faces the office that day let me tell you...
....yup
hehehe
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:17 pm
by Neka79
Stereo wrote:photomike666 wrote:
photomike666 wrote:And which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The fish
nope...the rooster came first...he didnt care if the chicken came at all either, he was too busy looking for his smokes...
now...after 5 days of not smoking..can i complete the "quitting" process and last??
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:27 pm
by Stereo
Neka79 wrote:
now...after 5 days of not smoking..can i complete the "quitting" process and last??
You will make it another 2 and a half months, at which point you will be tested again...
At that point you will think it is ok to have one, but it wont be.... do not be fooled.
NOoooooooooooooooooooooo GARRY!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:00 pm
by photomike666
Stereo wrote:photomike666 wrote:...
photomike666 wrote:And which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The fish
This question was a test to interpret the integrity of your answers. Previously you based your answer on the Darwin theory, and therefore utilising the same principle your answer should have been the egg. As in, mix 2 sets of DNA to produce something slightly different from the parents. Therefore the product of the mixed DNA (the egg) is the first strain of the new species.
Sorry, you haven't achieved a Darwin Award today.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:12 pm
by Neka79
photomike666 wrote:Stereo wrote:photomike666 wrote:...
The fish
This question was a test to interpret the integrity of your answers. Previously you based your answer on the Darwin theory, and therefore utilising the same principle your answer should have been the egg. As in, mix 2 sets of DNA to produce something slightly different from the parents. Therefore the product of the mixed DNA (the egg) is the first strain of the new species.
Sorry, you haven't achieved a Darwin Award today.
umm a darwin award??...did he run himself over with a car?? or drill his itchy nose??
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:24 pm
by Strika
Ahh it's about time Dr Stereo!!! I have been waiting for this.........
Dear Dr. Stereo,
I grew up in a poor rural catholic family of five children.
As we grew up things improved a little with dad eventually staying out of jail long enough to put a roof over our heads, and mum staying out of the pub long enough to cook us a meal once or twice a week. My sisters prostitution and my brother's sexual perversions involving several of our neighbours livestock and a few of the domestic animals too, eventually forced us from the district.
Our new life in the city was much nicer, with the five children now having one whole room to ourselves, and a toilet which flushed, was only just outside the back door and was only shared with the other park residents. Also with not as many animals around, my brothers temptations were kept at bay, although my sister was still an issue.
My question to you Dr. Stereo is, with a new bike, when should you switch to synthetic oil?