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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:20 pm
by Stereo
Smitty wrote:StereoHead wrote:....
I think im an average fat bastard.... But apparently I am a large fat average bastard.... Im 6"2 and have a barrel chest and very wide shoulders... I was an XL when I had less than 10 percent body fat... (was a body builder in my mid twenties)... Now, 7 years later.... I have to buy a 3XL ...... sucks to be me...
now I you shaved your head
and grew 4" we could call ya...mina too
I shaved my head once... but people stopped making eye contact with me so I grew it back.....
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:40 pm
by red_dave
does "fat slob" come into that calculation anywhere?
I'm trying to adapt that to my situation just with "Lazy" instead of "Fat"
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:03 pm
by red_dave
Thanks man... My mate is a "Fat Git" and I'm a "Lazy Bastard" and i was trying to work out who has the higher rank...
per you calculations, If Fat Git = Fat Bastard & Lazy Bastard is it's own entity then I figure i'm the higher ranking...
Woohoo... Get me anyother beer bitch...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:38 pm
by tape
No ... No ..... Nooooooo .....
Fat Bastard is a badge of Honor is some circles...
Please Don't suggest Fat Bastard = Fat Git
Fat Git, implies that ya are less than normal interlectualy.
Fat Slob, suggests a tendancy to spill ya food and drink.
Lazy Bastard, no size requirement here???
Lazy Git, (see above)
Lazy Slob, (ditto)
Nermals, (I give up)
There is Fat Bastard, Big Fat Bastard, Huge Fat Bastard and the king of them all.... Farkin Huuuge Fat Bastard
cheers