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Strika wrote:CAT LOVERS WARNING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DO NOT READ THIS POST.

I kill Cats regularly. Probably killed 6 or 7 in the last year. I will continue to kill EVERY SINGLE CAT I SEE in any of the state forests or private property which I hunt on. I also kill dogs. Taken a couple of those in the last year as well. Same thing, wild dog in a state forest, gone if I can get a shot at it. They should not be there. I'm just doing my small part.

And before you ask... yes, you can eat them. Taste like shit but!!

So its not just goats who get nervous when Marty,s ouzo,d up All Wildlife Beware !!

..one less future feral in my opnion


one meal for the goanna

bonester wrote:......I had a client a while ago, who was a lesbian tell me she had recently broken her wrist. I casually asked how- she said she broke it fisting her girlfriend. I pissed myself laughing. Dunno if that was the right response. Gotta watch those pussies! .......

hahaahahaah fuck me that is an early contender for Post of the Year !!

10/10 Tony

Image is only disturbing because it's a kitten I think and most people love kittens, that being said, doesn't take long for feral kitten to become feral cat and a massive menace to wildlife. Once knew a bloke who rode a pushbike around Australia, sent me a photo of a pussy willow, basically a tree with a shitload of feral cats hanging out of it

Strika wrote:And before you ask... yes, you can eat them. Taste like shit but!!

I'm just curious, how do you know what shit tastes like?? I've never tried it myself but if you say it's good I might give it a go. Do you need wine with it if so red or white? Or perhaps a shot of Jim Beam???

oldman wrote:

Strika wrote:And before you ask... yes, you can eat them. Taste like shit but!!

I'm just curious, how do you know what shit tastes like?? I've never tried it myself but if you say it's good I might give it a go. Do you need wine with it if so red or white? Or perhaps a shot of Jim Beam???

Not what I heard. I heard you've been eating Shit most your life..........

Strika wrote:

oldman wrote:

Strika wrote:And before you ask... yes, you can eat them. Taste like shit but!!

I'm just curious, how do you know what shit tastes like?? I've never tried it myself but if you say it's good I might give it a go. Do you need wine with it if so red or white? Or perhaps a shot of Jim Beam???

Not what I heard. I heard you've been eating Shit most your life..........

Or drinking it, I heard its called Jim Beam over there

Reptiles 2 - Rodent 0

We have a small rabbit problem at the "Vinyard" the fuckers have set up camp under our verandah

The other weekend I heard a noise and as I spun around I seen this 6 footer had ambushed a full grown rabbit from the back lawn near the garden.

Done bloody well to get close enough I say.

BTW he a had a 3 foot mate up the tree waiting for him to return with breakfast

...hungry buggers
them goannas

Awesome! One of my pet hates (if that isn't a misleading term) is so-called nature-lovers (I didn't say "animal lovers" because I didn't want Wattie to get too excited) who live under the lah-lah cloud that 'mother nature' is a warm and fuzzy thing. Make no mistake, 'mother nature' can be a bitch!

Christmas 2011 I took my Ozzie girlfriend to South Africa to visit family and show her around (the good stuff anyway) the old country. We spent a few days in a super private reserve in the Kruger Park. We were very lucky (pats self on back) to spot a Gnu (known locally as a 'Blue Wildebeest') calving. It was awesome, birthing, first steps the lot. Niari named it "New Gnu".

The next night we were equally lucky to find a leopard kill. And over the next 48 hours watched in stages the leopard consume the entire thing - you guessed it - a baby Wildebeest. Niari had to come up with the addition: "New Gnu is leopard poo!"

Sometimes the circle of life is rather small.

THAT is nature...

(-8

bonester wrote:... broke it fisting her girlfriend ...

I hate it when that happens!

Heh!

bonester wrote:

yeah, seen them lesbian restaurants. they often have no windows.
because imagine the traffic chaos that it would cause, as passers by strain to see diners eat some pussy?

I had a client a while ago, who was a lesbian tell me she had recently broken her wrist. I casually asked how- she said she broke it fisting her girlfriend.

That girl has to settle down a little and stop trying to rip her girlfriends tonsils out the hard way

Thats awesome Rusty

Strika wrote: Not what I heard. I heard you've been eating Shit most your life..........

I've been caught, I also bark at girls and howl at the moon. I thought because I was so far away, (the U.S. of idiots) you wouldn't find out. Damn!

oldman wrote:

Strika wrote: Not what I heard. I heard you've been eating Shit most your life..........

I've been caught, I also bark at girls and howl at the moon. I thought because I was so far away, (the U.S. of idiots) you wouldn't find out. Damn!

You gave it up in that bourbon fuelled post of 2009 oldman.......