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Doesnt your thing shrink when its cold?..............heheheheheheh Im warm and comfy in my car .

AznCruiser wrote:Doesnt your thing shrink when its cold?..............heheheheheheh Im warm and comfy in my car .

Yeah right So the "soft cock" is the one riding in the rain

I love riding in the rain..!! you might call me a princess "Born Green"
And all your other bullshit..!!!
But at the end of the day your still a SOFTCOCK..!!
Why don't you get a set of training wheels and a cup of concrete and harden the F#%K up..
"SOFTCOCKS"..!!!!

Hmmm....raining outside at the moment. I think i'll get the train today!

smithy5 wrote:

AznCruiser wrote:Doesnt your thing shrink when its cold?..............heheheheheheh Im warm and comfy in my car .

Yeah right So the "soft cock" is the one riding in the rain

gotta love the shit stirring mentality

zx102008 wrote:I love riding in the rain..!! you might call me a princess "Born Green"
And all your other bullshit..!!!
But at the end of the day your still a SOFTCOCK..!!
Why don't you get a set of training wheels and a cup of concrete and harden the F#%K up..
"SOFTCOCKS"..!!!!

Bit toey there young fella!!
born green touched a bit of a nerve I reckon.

BTW zx10whatever,look in the mirror and you'll see who needs to harden up,cause the reflection don't take being knocked too well.

Yeah dont mind it........sumtimes its just sumthing ya gotta do, like ANZAC day was one of the coldest and wettest conditions i have ridden in but throught hey - the diggers would have been in worse conditions then me so its only right that i suck it up.
Its really only bad wen ya go through a puddle and u get a bit of the steam action.

I freely admit I drive sometimes just because I can't be fucked putting the gear on, rode to work at Puckapunyal not so long ago at 5:30am stuck nmy hands under the hot water tap when I got to work, makes much more sense to take the car at tiems like that.

It's getting a bit dark outside right now ... once it rains, I'm gonna for for a long walk. Nothing quite like it, proves what a man I am. I asked the bloke in the office next to me to join me, but he refused .... softcock!

This reminds me of the time at the pub. People chugging down the booze and trying to blow the highest on the breathalyzer the owner had en stated, as a game which automatically gave you bragging rights to "the manliest man of them all". Which in the end, a chick who was knocking back serious shots from earlier on in the evening gave it a shot. The outcome no one wanted to play that game anymore on the account of the manliest man of them all was a woman

yeah ya soft kawks, these guys are not complaining about a bit of water doing their job.
Mind you the crocs in the waters around there make you pretty wary.

Now that's a "soft croc"

zx102008 wrote:I pretty much ride to work everyday rain,hail, or shine..!!
I work with a bloke who rides a 96 zx7r and he's very particular about the weather, he's always checking the weather forecast for showers.
If it looks like its going to be a little bit overcast he pulls the pin and drives to work in a nice warm car with the heater on..???
I reckon he's a bit of a, I hate to say but a real SOFTCOCK..!!!
I just can't work out what the go is with blokes like this

Hmm the weather is also great for fishing i see

Meh.. who cares. Thats one less pain in the arse I have to get around on the way to work.
The biggest problem with riding in shitty weather.. deciding which park to take..
It simply does my head in