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Your Brand-cist! I can tell you from real experience heed this advicekevindinho wrote:tim wrote: Tread carefully if your prospective partner rides anything other than a kwaka and has no desire to buy one.
LOL tim your on crack bro
tim wrote:Just for the crack
1. Favourite colour? Lime Blue
2. If you were a motorbike what type would you be? A Ducati because my clutch rattles
3. Who would be your owner? The minister of war & finance
4. Mental age? 16
5. Hobbies, interests and fetishes. Fast cars, fast bike & fast women
6. What do you think about when waiting for a bus a train or stuck in traffic? Cameltoe
7. What do you look for in a prospective partners motorbike? Model? Age? Condition? Bling? Places to cut the brake lines
8. Ideal date? 11/02/2011
9. What is your favourite part of your body and why? The adrenal gland
10. Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or end of the tube? Full fist
11. What's the best thing about being single? No one complains about the soggy spot
12. If you were able to own any 3 motorbikes what would you choose? Ones with hot chicks on
13. What's your job? dirty old man (trainee)
14. Criminal record? If your partner had one what would you like it to be for? FMD, necrophelia
15. How can you tell if someone likes you? They swallow