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At least while he's pickin on you.....he aint pickin on me

Seiko.....

You say that as if you're always picked on

Seen most of these before, but they're worth repeating. Still good for a laugh!!


SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE



What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities..

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, andgood-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention ofdriving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18..

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front ofthe cage along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USAfairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time..' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...'

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

1. Kimberley Big Hole - South Africa Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097-meter-deep mine yielded over three tons of diamonds before being closed.


2. Glory Hole - Monticello Dam, California This is the Glory Hole at Monticello Dam, and it's the largest in the world of this type of spillway, its size enabling it to consume 14,400 cubic feet of water every second. A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir.


3 Great Blue Hole, Belize This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize. There are numerous blue holes around the world but none as stunning as this one.


4 Sinkhole in Guatemala This photo is of a sinkhole that occurred February 2007 in Guatemala. It swallowed two dozen homes and killed at least three people.


















5. This is the famous Rat Hole in Canberra. It is capable of swallowing Millions of Tax Payers Money annually, never to be heard from again! It is reputed to contain at least 226 arse holes.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.

They never smell and are always silent.

In fact, I've passed gas at least 10 times since I've been here in your office, but you didn't know it because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says,
"I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas, it's still silent, but it stinks terribly".

"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Now this is FUNNY
Mikeys Tyre yesterday Mikeys Brake pads yesterday

This is definately fun eh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ApKnTm ... re=related

This is fun

If you look very very carefully .... you can tell they arn''t really playing the instruments

You are right! that was fun

Richo wrote:If you look very very carefully .... you can tell they arn''t really playing the instruments

i dont think its the instruments that im looking very very carefully at