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red_dave wrote:F@#k her...

Literally.

+1
might ease the tension

aardvark wrote:Pick one thing that she does, like leaving in her car, watering the lawn, checking the mail, etc, then run outside and stand there with your arms crossed whenever she does it.

Supafrog wrote:..... I think it comes with attitude.... If you are always consistent... She can't complain...

I AM assuming your bike meets the noise levels allowed?

Haven't heard Kevs bike, but his wang's probably longer than his pipe

tim wrote:t his wang's probably longer than his pipe

And you know this how exactly????

aardvark wrote:Pick one thing that she does, like leaving in her car, watering the lawn, checking the mail, etc, then run outside and stand there with your arms crossed whenever she does it.

Naked

Mikey84 wrote:

red_dave wrote:F@#k her...

Literally.

+1
might ease the tension

God damnit Dave.....
I was going to say "just fuck her"!

drop a copy of this article in her letter box

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/worl ... 5884083683

A CANADIAN woman has sparked controversy after settling a neighbourhood noise dispute by flashing her breasts at a five-year-old boy.

Marika De Florio, 56, said the boy was driving her mad by driving a loud all-terrain vehicle past her house, the Toronto Sun reported.

She decided to go topless in the street so that the boy's grandparents would be forced to call him inside.

The raunchy tactic did the trick but horrified Mike and Nancy Berry, who called the police in Seeley's Bay, Ontario, to report her.

"I'm not happy with what has been going on," Mr Berry said.

"It isn't right to go around topless in front of kids."

Ms De Florio said she resorted to baring her breasts because police were ignoring her complaints about the "maddening" noise.

I've got a couple of neighbours who used to be pains in the arse. I started being super polite to them and most of them will stop, say hello or wave. Now only the sour bitch in an adjacent unit is the only one that i still have headaches with, but she's got an attitude towards anyone that isn't chinese like her .

waynemorgan wrote:

tim wrote:t his wang's probably longer than his pipe

And you know this how exactly????

Left myself open for that one didn't I

aardvark wrote:Pick one thing that she does, like leaving in her car, watering the lawn, checking the mail, etc, then run outside and stand there with your arms crossed whenever she does it.

LOL naked see how she likes it HAHAHA

WOW thats super cool "Canadian law permits women to go topless in public as long as they are not doing so for commercial gain or being overtly sexual" And i always thought Canada was a shit hole.

You guys are fucking hilarious! I think next time she comes out ill ask if she would like to come for a ride for realzies, just to break the ice (hope she doesnt say yes) then ill just try to be civilized. If that doesn't work ill flash at her maybe that'll get her to go inside

mike-s wrote:I've got a couple of neighbours who used to be pains in the arse. I started being super polite to them and most of them will stop, say hello or wave. Now only the sour bitch in an adjacent unit is the only one that i still have headaches with, but she's got an attitude towards anyone that isn't chinese like her .

LOL dude learn some Chinese. Here are some to get u started.

Hello- Ba po
How are you- D'iu lay
Great weather today- Dil Lay Lo Mo

Reference: http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Cantonese+

mike-s wrote: but she's got an attitude towards anyone that isn't chinese like her .

BBQ her dog and invite her over . That should break the ice .










Isn't that what Clint did in Gran Torino ?

By a Vtwin with some carbon pipes....

In the middle of the night crawl under their car and loosen exhaust bolts or cut holes, then wait for car to start and stand out the front with arms crossed

like our good mate, RED DAVE would do :

offer her some cheese-cake