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Its simple really...

The std suspension is made for a 75kg rider, or similar, so it is struggling with the 95kg of relaxed muscle your dumping on it.

Sooooo.
STOP EATING...!!

and with all the food money saved - get the suspension done...!!!

This techniqure will also pick up Horsepower... 1kg = 1 hp..

Win, win.... and win.!!!

I think we should feed Wattie on Picoprep for the next week. That'll sort him out......

Glen wrote:I think we should feed Wattie on Picoprep for the next week. That'll sort him out......

I'd suggest only the more mature members of the club will know what that is.... or know what its like....

MadKaw wrote:

Glen wrote:I think we should feed Wattie on Picoprep for the next week. That'll sort him out......

I'd suggest only the more mature members of the club will know what that is.... or know what its like....

yep, havent got a clue what you old timers are on about

Heres a hint of what its like...

Moviprep is the same.

I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called "MoviPrep," which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America's enemies. I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, "a loose watery bowel movement may result." This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground. MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.

Go for it Wattie

Glen wrote:I think we should feed Wattie on Picoprep for the next week. That'll sort him out......

I get a dose of that every 6 month's.....Awsome stuff NOT ....

Oh and I'm still a fat carn

I also have a round of Picoprep every 12 months or so... and I'm fat too

What size is the rear? I need new track tyres but it has to be a 180 rear.

That will be a 190 or 200 mike...

190, the 600's are using the 190 this year too mate.