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Etiquette - what is this "Etiquette" you speak of.....lol

Cricket teams touring the sub-continent have a saying - "happiness is a dry fart"

Gos , for farks sake don't you ever buy sparkies !!!!

Could end very badly mid corner as you 'back it in' while 'backing one out'

bwahahaha, this thread cracks me up.

Thanks Gos for the explanation.

Jennysc wrote:bwahahaha, this thread cracks me up.

Thanks Gos for the explanation.

and we assume...plenty of practice

Smitty wrote:

Jennysc wrote:bwahahaha, this thread cracks me up.

Thanks Gos for the explanation.

and we assume...plenty of practice

I hope you don't mean me I don't fart, I just do "rectal ventriloquism"

Gold Gos!

Wow.
I had no idea that so many people had experienced the same thing.
I am also in love with this thread.
The next time I know I am going to have a pillion I am going to eat baked beans the morning before.
What good is a theory unless you can test it?
So, does anyone need a lift anywhere in Melbourne?
Consider me a free taxi.

MadKaw wrote:The next shirt

KSRC - We tackle the important subjects that others are afraid too.!

KSRCsians ride so fast even their pillion wouldn't know they farted..



Gos, the masta farta...

'Flatulance - the poor man's Corbin'

If you have a female friend who minds you farting I would find a new one. And here I thought Aussies were the kind of rough and ready individuals that could handle any situation and here I read your worrying about a fart? Wow. The only time I hold it in is when I'm getting a B.J. Really spoils the mood. If you have a shot of Jim Beam and a beer all will become clear even a fart.

I've discovered that Beer, Bacon and Eggs and Vodka and Orange make you Fart...............a lot

gos you crack me up

oldman wrote:If you have a female friend who minds you farting I would find a new one. And here I thought Aussies were the kind of rough and ready individuals that could handle any situation and here I read your worrying about a fart? Wow. The only time I hold it in is when I'm getting a B.J. Really spoils the mood. If you have a shot of Jim Beam and a beer all will become clear even a fart.

Here at KSRC we attempt to 'soften' somewhat in the attempt of making us red blooded Aussie blokes a little more palatable to our fine Aussie ladies (the most beautiful women in the world of course ---- suck-grovel-crawl ) !

seiko1 wrote:I've discovered that Beer, Bacon and Eggs and Vodka and Orange make you Fart...............a lot

Oh dear lord no, i'm going to a bucks party that's ending in a bbq. that sounds exactly like what half of the guys there will be eating/drinking!

oldman wrote:If you have a female friend who minds you farting I would find a new one. And here I thought Aussies were the kind of rough and ready individuals that could handle any situation and here I read your worrying about a fart? Wow. The only time I hold it in is when I'm getting a B.J. Really spoils the mood. If you have a shot of Jim Beam and a beer all will become clear even a fart.

Haha!