Unbelievable... BMW Z4 Ad Banned

[seiko1]

My Letter was a little longer

BMW Z4 AD
I thought it was a Great ad.
Done safely in a closed environment with proffesional drivers and non toxic
paint.
But it did make me feel like catapulting a moose and some women into the sky
to
make it rain Beer and of course all the Women were wearing pads covered in a
mystery blue liquid.
You know those pads, the ones that have wings and if you buy them you can
surf and ski and climb mountains and all apparently for free! At least thats
the impression I got.
I wasn't going to drive anymore either but now I can get insurance with APIA
I at least can feel assured that my car will be repaired if some kid who
can't drive properly because
he is to fat from eating KFC and McDonalds and never learned to handle his
car because he wasn't allowed
to do so much as a burnout, hit's me.
Speaking of kids, I was always brought up to believe that you shouldn't hit
people and ladies especially
should not go around hitting other's, it was always considered very unlady
like but now I will have to
change the way I teach my little Grandaughter because I saw an ad where the
little girls kick's the school
bully in the nut's! Silly old me I didn't realise until that moment that it
is socially acceptable behaviour nowadays.
I must admit though I was terrified the first time I saw that BMW ad as I
expected the car at any moment
would transform into a planet destroying Robot and pop out of the TV screen
and kill me.
I hope you appreciate the time I've taken to write to you, it was very
difficult with my permanently
swollen finger's due to the fact that I have been soaking them in Palmolive
dishwashing liquid for twenty year's.
Sorry what was I writing about? Must be the memory loss I suffer, from
year's of exposure to the Factories
producing thousands of tonnes of as yet untested chemicals.
Must finish up soon as I'm Babysitting the Grandkid's, geez they're and
handfull these kid's!
One has Diabetes because of the Cowsmilk, another is allergic to peanut's,
yet another has ADHD
from all those additives in his twisties and chip's, but they are easy
compared to the eldest who has Epilepsy
and Brain damage because his Mother drank to much Alcohol as a teenager
during her Pregnancy.
I remember the bottles as though it were yesterday, Island Coolers they
were, I saw them on the Telly fifty times a day!
But what the heck, it was legally advertised and sanctioned by you lot,
still is isn't it?

Well gotta sign off now, I have to call the Police, (who won't come as they
are busy booking
kid's for riding without helmet's), there's a group of kid's high on eccy's
again beating a defensless
teenager to death on my lawn. Can't blame em though, I mean back in my day
they would have been
occupied with crackers or slug guns or a go-kart or maybe even a paddockbomb
and they would have
known there were consequences for their actions because they may have got
the cuts at School for bad behaviour.

Lovingly your's
Grandpa Steve

[mike-s]

haha, brilliant

[dutchy]

bored steve??

[seiko1]

bored steve??

Yup!
Only time I get peace from the Kid's is at night and I'm on Holiday with this crap Weather