Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

Gosling1 wrote: Scratching Balls and/or Itchy Pussy - $500 and 3 points.

I call "Sexist" on you, Gos. How come I'm breaking the law if I have an itchy pussy, but you can have itchy balls and not be in trouble until you actually scratch them? Or can I scratch with abandon, as long as said pussy isn't *actually* itchy and my scratching is purely recreational?

Glen wrote:....Now what if the Elderly Pedestrian is the wallopers missud eh?

- take a leaf out of Neka's Tips On Shagging - and nail her while she is still warm !

Cath wrote:.....Or can I scratch with abandon, as long as said pussy isn't *actually* itchy and my scratching is purely recreational? ...

scratch away !! or better yet, take Dave with you as a pillion, and get him to scratch !!!

[quote="Shifty"]Jetpilot - look at the photo in your avatar and rethink your comments. A copper in the wrong mood would happily hand you a fine
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Only if he could catch me....LOL

blackninja wrote:found this advertisement in the papers and thought im not gona get busted for any of those till i read failure to keep both feet on the footrests

What a joke...but I can't read the image - its is too dark - any chance you can repost?

Lainie wrote:I cant see an advertisement

mrmina wrote:

Lainie wrote:I cant see an advertisement

Open your eyes it's there

Phew, I was running out of ways to break the law, seeing as how the Duc finds it so hard to speed. Now whenever I need to feel dangerous and a menace to society I just go out and do a crucifix while standing on the tank and I have broken all the new laws in one. kewl

FrogZ wrote:Phew, I was running out of ways to break the law, seeing as how the Duc finds it so hard to speed. Now whenever I need to feel dangerous and a menace to society I just go out and do a crucifix while standing on the tank and I have broken all the new laws in one. kewl

Don't forget to spinn around to get the maximum piont advantage

Not facing forward