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I sing, spout poetry, shout, make random noises and do some more singing.....

Also I try to match the sound of the engine....

Depends if I'm working or on my own bike.

Normally I sing. When I find myself singing advertising jingles, I know it's time to have a rest.

aardvark wrote:Depends if I'm working or on my own bike.

Normally I sing. When I find myself singing advertising jingles, I know it's time to have a rest.

Do you have one of those helmet microphones? and if so.... Do you sometimes forget its there and start singing "uptown girl" by Billy Joel?

i sing the chris judd song

Stereo wrote:

aardvark wrote:Depends if I'm working or on my own bike.

Normally I sing. When I find myself singing advertising jingles, I know it's time to have a rest.

Do you have one of those helmet microphones? and if so.... Do you sometimes forget its there and start singing "uptown girl" by Billy Joel?

Microphone is built into the helmet. They aren't like the ones I've seen on interstate coppers.

You'll never find me singing Uptown Girl!!

However, one of the guys had his microphone button stuck on and he was singing without realising it. Still makes me laugh thinking about it.

I put on my helmet and think "I wonder if I will lose the chicken strip on the front tyre today I usually yell at cars a lot and the odd pedestrian can't say I sing to much as the world tends to go by very quickly

umm i ussually start singing "we built this city on rock and roll" then do the drum bit "dum dum" then i get tapping my feet....thats when i kno its wheelie time .... (bloody judgement day!!)

...no set routine, cept like rossi i have this routine where i check helmet done up,check gloves,check pockets, adjust nuts, check back seat still there/locked down and away i go...checking back seat is still there/down every 2min....

neka your a nut but I still love ya

not a hell of alot...

this is my head we are talking about.


though occasionally i have a conversation with the bike, like come on you can do it, what you can find that extra 500cc, your soft.

Never realy thought about it just ride and think about the other dickheads on the road, but today Thinking about this bloody thread

kellz wrote:not a hell of alot...

this is my head we are talking about.

Hmm does this mean you mostly do Shrek impressions?

generally I always think about the axe-wielding Toecutter, and wish I had that axe whenever I pass a wanker in a Volvo........plenty of Volvo-driving wankers up this way.........where's that bloody axe ??

I tend to quote Top Gun lines alot.. Ill start with..

On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TOP GUN

Then I like this part...

Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy shit, it's Viper!
Goose: Viper's up here, great... oh shit...
Maverick: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that

Or if a wanker in a car is annoying me ill stalk him and do the old...

*insert missle lock beep here* and when I pass em, im like "yehahhhhhhhhhh Jesters dead"

I really have to stop watching Top Gun

this morning all that was going on was me going shit f*k shit f*k i cant believe i was stupid enough to get nabbed speeding.

Shit the voices are bad enough BEFORE I get on the bike.
Once there it is just a riot and I cant make individual sentences out anymore, just words.
Burnout, kill, wheelstand, muitlate, lane split... that sort of thing
And totally irrelevant songs... and sex scenes, LOTS of sex scenes...