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Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:01 pm**

red_dave wrote:Dear Professora Bob / Her Eminence Bobble,

Why does my thirst for beer multiply exponentially? (i.e. when I want 1 beer - I drink 2, when I want 2 beers - I drink 4 etc)

Please help...

Beer has a secret hormone in it called Femalia... it makes you thirty.... it also makes you drive badly and talk nonsense....

(boobie probably drinks a lot of it

)

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:01 pm**

Hey I don't do internet advice columns! Ask Dr Stereo!!

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:09 pm**

Sorry, i just thought i'd go to the smarter one...

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:29 pm**

Bluefly wrote:So my next question is this: You got that wrong, so I'm smarter - what would my new title be if you're a doctor and I'm smarter than you? I like Professora Bob, or Her Eminence Bobble, or O Great Smarty One, or the Divine Ms 46. any of those would be ok.

We would still just call you Boobi....

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:56 pm**

Dan wrote:
Bluefly wrote:So my next question is this: You got that wrong, so I'm smarter - what would my new title be if you're a doctor and I'm smarter than you? I like Professora Bob, or Her Eminence Bobble, or O Great Smarty One, or the Divine Ms 46. any of those would be ok.

We would still just call you Boobi....

i'm with dan on that one boobie

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:16 pm**

C'mon guys... stop picking on Boobie...

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:00 pm**

Gosling1 wrote:
balanse wrote:.. what would be the "54 year old red head in a track suit" of engine configs?
Milwaukee V-twin ??

Nah, 75' V twin, or *maybe* boxer twin?

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:22 am**

Dr Stereo I have the Flu since Saturday,can you please advice on medicine?

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:31 am**

Stereo wrote:Anyone who is sad enough to register http://www.rabbit.org should not only be ignored, but probably stoned to death with dead rabbits....

So a baby rabbit is a kit, and a dead rabbit is known as a stone?

This is all getting way to high tech for me. I thought a baby rabbit was a baby rabit, and that a dead rabbit was dinner.

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:34 am**

Pabs wrote:Dr Stereo I have the Flu since Saturday,can you please advice on medicine?

Popular advice is to have plenty of bedrest and drink plenty of fluids... and to avoid alcohol as it depletes water reserves in the body.

However, MY advice is to have 4 doubles of vodka and orange... Sure you are still going to be sick, but at least you will enjoy it...

I also recommend you get a doona, and a bunch of DVD's, get some tissues and snacks, get the orange and vodka bottles nearby sothat you dont have to get up, and snuggle up on the couch for some good misery......

Remember to remind everyone around you that you are very very sick and that you should get lots of sympathy.... and if anyone tries to take your snacks "accidentally" cough on them.... (the snacks, not the person).

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:26 pm**

any drugs you suggest Dr?

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:45 pm**

Pabs wrote:any drugs you suggest Dr?

Shhhhhh this is a public forum....

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:24 pm**

Dr Stereo why is Desperate Housewives so popular when it's so crap?

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:39 pm**

Bluefly wrote:Dr Stereo why is Desperate Housewives so popular when it's so crap?

Do a search for M.I.L.F on the internet

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2006 4:39 pm**

You probably thought that the consulations were over, but they are not, dont be shy... ask Doctor Stereo

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