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EC + PI = KSRC


Wait 'til you see God-then brake.

Sorry, been away...

Sooooo, what do we all like.????

my one

KSRC - Awsomeness on wheels

All right I was bored. Think this is most of them.

I hope you have a good reason for pulling me over officer....I was on lap record pace...
Checkered flag or body bag...
Second place is the first loser
Every lane is a passing lane.
Does this bike make my bum look fast?
If you were fast, I'd be reading your shirt.
Temporary Australian Ahead
1. KSRC grid groupie
2. I'm a corner junkie and i'm off for a fix
3. this bike/shirt is mobile speed camera resistant
4. not a KSRC member? thats ok, no-one is perfect
5. KSRC: because forgiveness is easier to get than permission
6. i ride & i vo..aww hell, i just ride!
7. help! my bike ate my wallet! donate generously
8. KSRC (noun): drunkards who also ride Kawasaki's and who also drink.together.alot.
It didn’t look that far on the map.
Down on my knees every Sunday.
"If everything is under control, you're going too slow." -- Mario Andretti
If I caught you, you are slower.
You win some, lose some, and wreck some.
It's not a rivalry at all. I haven't seen you win anything.
IF U CAN READ THIS IM TO FUCKING SLOW
You weren't in front, you were being lapped.
It's not a real sport unless you can die from massive internal injuries.
Your bike must be fast because you were hauling arse when I passed you.
Kawasaki - because broadband isn't fast enough
Key in, brain out (but with the "key" looking like keyboard letters)
KSRC; because virtual highway needs more twists
KSRC, more nuts than a back yard mechanics spares box
KSRC - greentube
You were so far behind you thought you were in front....
At KSRC we ride Kawasaki's because losing is not an option....
If you can read this, your coming second.
Pfft, been there, crashed that.
Yes officer, just put it on my tab.
Gidday officer dont forget the regular customer discount.
If you can read this you also must be riding a Kawasaki
" G'day constable .... Senior's Card discount ? "
We used to have a handle on reality, but it broke
Fast & faster until the thrill of speed overcomes fear of death
Double plus 20 is for pussies
If you didn't want us to race, you wouldn't have traffic lights
Sorry officer, I thought you were the pace car!
If you don't know your laptime, what do you know?
"Of course I was trying to get away from you officer, you're a dead ringer of my girlfriends husband"
...Motorcycling is NOT dangerous...Crashing is what is dangerous.
...The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
...In the ongoing battle between motorcycles travelling at high speeds and the ground travelling at zero,the ground has yet to lose.
...In the ongoing battle between vehicles weighing over a tonne and motorcycles weighing less than a tonne,the rule of weight applies.
"It's only against the law if you get caught"
Warning: objects seen in mirror are rapidly disappearing .
Helmet on, visor down . . . brain off.
We're why god made fast motorcycles.
KSRC - dominating roads and beer since 1999
"Light GREEN touchpaper .... stand well back !"
Peter Egan: "Motorcycle racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague wish for something salty."
I'd rather be riding my Kawasaki thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my kawasaki
You'll never see a Kawasaki parked outside a psychiatrist office.
I'd rather be riding my Kawasaki about to see God, than seeing god, thinking about riding my Kawasaki
you have been passed by a kawaka
if u can read the back of my shirt u have had to catch up
Beer an KWAKAS
Kwaka throttle Kwaka beer Kwaka spirit Kwakas year
Its a fat shirt! ya fahn carhn
Dont waste time reading tshirts,get a Kawasaki now
If they caught up they're faster than you
Get a big green machine between your legs
KSRC puts the saki in Kawasaki
EC + PI = KSRC
Wait 'til you see God-then brake.

KSRC the place to go for all the Gos

I didn't see mine in the long list.......

dilligaf wrote:All right I was bored. Think this is most of them.

that will keep the boss happy

WARNING: Objects in mirror are losing.

(i have those little stickers on the ninjy's mirrors!)

MIZ RX3 wrote:WARNING: Objects in mirror are losing.

(i have those little stickers on the ninjy's mirrors!)

Don't wanna go checking your makeup in them then

tim wrote:

MIZ RX3 wrote:WARNING: Objects in mirror are losing.

(i have those little stickers on the ninjy's mirrors!)

Don't wanna go checking your makeup in them then

Pfft, No time for checking the make up, too busy passing Hondas

MIZ RX3 wrote:WARNING: Objects in mirror are losing.

(i have those little stickers on the ninjy's mirrors!)

I have them on my Hilux (aka the Handbag) too

Top of my list

Does this bike make my bum look fast?

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It didn’t look that far on the map.

Ok, looks like we have quite a few ideas. When can we have some shirts going? i need to add to my KSRC casual clothes collection...

Sorry officer, I thought you were the pace car!
Get a big green machine between your legs