FMD: I have had enough !!

[hoffy]

I went for a leisurely cruise with Bro tonight...

I AM FUKIN SICK OF EVERY YOUNG PUNK IN HIS MOTHERS VN DUNNYDORE WITH P-PLATES ON IT TRY TO FUKING RACE ME WHEN I RIDE THROUGH TOWN !!!

ENOUGH !!

I also had some fully sick dude come up to me tonight and talk to me, the conversation went like this:

dude: hey bro fully sik bike

hoffy: thanks..

dude: how many cc's is that bro?

hoffy: it's 1000cc mate..

dude: how many litres is that bro ?

FMD !! IS THE LATEST GENERATION JUST DUMB AS SHIT OR WHAT !!!!

thats all..

[tim]

I hear ya Hoff.

This week:

Subway Chick: what would you like?

Me: i'll have a couple of footlong wheat bread seafood subs

Subway Chick: how many would you like?

Me: A couple.

Subway Chick: what, like 3, 4?

Me: 2, a couple is 2, you know like boyfriend and girlfriend, they're a couple.

Subway Chick: rolls eyes at friend.




Ghaaaaaaaaa!

[hoffy]

Yeah its outta control, the young ones coming through are literally dumb as dog turd !!

[Wattie]

where is this Subway chick?? was she hot?

sounds like she likes 3 and 4somes

[tim]

Seven Hills Subway Wattie... near Robs work.... She was blonde probably uhhhhhmmmm 17yo


.... I really didn't take notice of much else, the couple comment threw me right off.

Oh, you could be onto something Wattie, I suppose 2 foot longs make 4 6 inches

[Sulli]

Hey Bro v2.0 harden the fuk up ya ole carn;t

[hoffy]

Watties target market is 17yo blondes..whats the bet he goes down there tomorrow for a footlong.

[insane]

Gives her a footlong maybe

[red_dave]

Was in the supermarket yesterday and the bloke in front of me was about to pay at the checkout. It cam to $30.25 or somethiinglike that, so he gave the young kid a $50 note and a 50 cent piece.

The kid froze and then pulled out a calculator.