Well, once you've gotten the hang of it, you can wrap yourself up in one of those in a jiffy, my luv.
Oh, here's a tip for you, petal: If you have a special someone, make sure they rub a little lanolin or vaseline on the old bot-bot to avoid getting chapped when winter rolls around. If you're flying solo, you can dab a little on the nappy before you wrap yourself up - but make sure you do a dry run first! Trust me on this one!
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."