A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:15 am

LOVE GONE WRONG

WE LAY UPON A GRASSY BANK

MY HANDS WERE ALL A QUIVER

I SLOWLY UNDID HER SUSPENDER BELT

AND HER LEG FELL INTO THE RIVER

Post by **robracer** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:28 am

thats so wrong... but she deserves it

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:15 am

So worng, but yet, so right too

aggerz · Post by **aggerz** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:41 am

Got these in an email the other day -

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After his break up with Heather, Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.

Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are

facing divorce, and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her

false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
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Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over

the split. "He has been my crutch for so long!" She said in an earlier

briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will

need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a

relationship like this."

Post by **robracer** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:52 am

like the last one the best

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:57 pm

I'm going out on a limb here, but are those posting in this topic legless

aggerz · Post by **aggerz** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:41 pm

just trying to get a leg up mate..

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:38 pm

Seems a bit footlose to me

aggerz · Post by **aggerz** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:12 pm

doh! guess i put my foot in it again..

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