i had a moment last weekend of pure passion on my bike....no mina i wasnt
trying to get my "tool" in the pipe...
i was cruising home with laine on her zzr beside me, down anzac hiway...hear
this god awful screech & look over to see this vl commy sideways & smoking
the rear...he had chirped a gear & was accelerating hard...
i pull up between him & another car (lane splitting) and his mrs is asleep
in the passenger seat, short skirt, quite hot..hes a young wog...
i yell "dude wots that thing running" to which he replies "turbo 6 "...this
thing sounded like an 8...it was WILD...so i says to 'im "seems to go ok"
and he quirps back "probably do u mate"...and i eloquently elaborate with
"probably"...
ne way he tear asses away from the lights sideways & i dordle along jus
behind him..then with an almighty tug on the loud handle & a flick of the
clutch i reel past at abt 100kph on one wheel, 2nd gear...he responds by
nailing the thing sideways to chase....lights go red, we pull up, his mrs is
awake & she loving it, laine pulls up beside me & shakes her head, the guy
grin & starts laughing....
then the bullshit stops as they say, he takes off sideways, i give him the
jump off the start,then i take off on 1 wheel past him..as im up on 1 he
goes for 2nd, gets it all sideways & my undies turn brown...i hit rev
limiter & she comes down with a thud, hes starting to pull away, so i nudge
2nd & dump it hard, FARK ME shes back up on the back wheel (ussually
requires sum clutch) and im putting the big ones in ......any ways i won the
fight, and the battle...
as he turns of in the city he rewards my antics with a blow of my..i mean
his horn & his gf waves out the window....
i think this guy knew he had no chance, but he gave it a good go, and
entertained me for abt 5 min....lol....
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR...front wheel need not apply..
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