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Ment
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by Ment » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:11 pm
just thought everyone would get a giggle out this
A mate of mine got a nice new(ish) zxr250 about two months ago.
he was over watching the cricket the other night and started in on how he could kick my arse or anyone elses for that matter, cause he is just soooo damned quick.
the fact that he has dropped it 4 times in two months doesnt seem to make him think. One crash every two weeks eh? must be the new mick....
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by Stereo » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:16 pm
I was washing my bike in a carwash a few months back when this guy strolls over...
says "Nice bike"...
I was like "thanks..."
He says "Ninja right?"
I was like "yeah, ninja"
He proceeds to tell me how he loves ninjas... Fair enough...
So he said he ownes one.... I said... "Oh cool... what model?"
he says "Its the 900cc model"
I say "what year?"
he pauses for a second.... "its an 04 model"...
moron...
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by mrmina » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:32 pm
Stereo wrote:
I say "what year?"
he pauses for a second.... "its an 04 model"...
i've got one of them
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by seany » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:01 pm
Stereo wrote:
I say "what year?"
he pauses for a second.... "its an 04 model"...
moron...
That's brillant.
You should've invited him on a ride to see what excuse he came up with.
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by circlework » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:26 pm
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by chameleon » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:41 pm
I saw some affirmative action on a cruiser go past today, peak-hour traffic at 70km/h, lovely silk dress, bare shoulders, nice pillows too
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by mike-s » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:41 am
I hope you didn't leave a mess when you woke up.
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by Duane » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:56 am
mike-s wrote: I hope you didn't leave a mess when you woke up.
I did, i named the first one mike-sy *plop*
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by Kishy » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:16 pm
Stereo wrote: I was washing my bike in a carwash a few months back when this guy strolls over...
says "Nice bike"...
I was like "thanks..."
He says "Ninja right?"
I was like "yeah, ninja"
He proceeds to tell me how he loves ninjas... Fair enough...
So he said he ownes one.... I said... "Oh cool... what model?"
he says "Its the 900cc model"
I say "what year?"
he pauses for a second.... "its an 04 model"...
moron...
LOL
Ya shouldve asked him how long it took for him to build it
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by chameleon » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:21 pm
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by mrmina » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:05 pm
chameleon wrote: I saw some affirmative action on a cruiser go past today, peak-hour traffic at 70km/h, lovely silk dress, bare shoulders, nice pillows too
i've seen a fair few riders like that in qld. dont u guys have shops that sell gloves around here.
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by Neka79 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:23 pm
its ussually wen we r out on a fri/sat nite u get the drunk bumm telling u all abt his 05 gsxr ninja..or kawasaki fireblade....ahh cracks me up...
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by mick_dundee » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:02 pm
Ment wrote: A mate of mine got a nice new(ish) zxr250 about two months ago. he was over watching the cricket the other night and started in on how he could kick my arse or anyone elses for that matter, cause he is just soooo damned quick.
the fact that he has dropped it 4 times in two months doesnt seem to make him think. One crash every two weeks eh? must be the new mick....
Just out of incidence, what has the fact that your mate drops his bike very 2 weeks have to do with Squids?
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by Gosling1 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:12 pm
maybe he was only wearing a T-shirt when he threw it away.......4 times ??
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by Neka79 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:46 pm
Gosling1 wrote: maybe he was only wearing a T-shirt when he threw it away.......4 times ??
yea young kid who use to ride with us wont wear ne more than shorts/jeans a lid & a tshirt/jumper....hes come off a few times, lost a lot of skin, yet persists in doin it...farkin idiots..
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