getting in to Heaven

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getting in to Heaven

Postby RustyAs » Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:32 pm

God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking,
drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking
but then I bent over the lounge suite
and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs,
he pulled up my skirt, pulled my knickers to one side
and made love to me right then and there."

"They don't like that in heaven", said God.

The woman replied:
"They're not too happy about it in Harvey Norman either!"
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Re: getting in to Heaven

Postby ZX9R Man » Wed May 27, 2015 2:10 pm

:lol: Very good.
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