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sunday school

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:11 am
by mick12
Little April was never best student in Sunday school. She was always falling asleep in class and getting into trouble.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, who sat in the chair behind her, took a pencil and poked her in the rear.

“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our savior?,” but again April didn’t stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and poked her with his pencil again.

“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April.

“very well done” said the teacher.

Then after she fell asleep again the teacher asked April a third question: “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pencil.

This time April jumped up and shouted, “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE the teacher fainted.

Re: sunday school

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:25 pm
by h.b.bear
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: sunday school

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 5:21 pm
by Gosling1
:kuda: :kuda: an oldie but a goodie

Re: sunday school

PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:09 pm
by davo231481
God bless lil johnny. :roll: