Joe's Neighbour

[smithy5]

Joe received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and
I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in that said: Damn autocorrect.

I meant "wifi",not "wife".