good pick up line.....

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good pick up line.....

Postby kaneg » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:55 am

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it.'
The intrigued woman asks, 'a state-of-the-art watch? ''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

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Re: good pick up line.....

Postby ZXR750 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:01 pm

My favourite pick up line is 100% successful.
Walk up to the hottest looking girl in the place and ask her " does this rag smell like chloroform to you".
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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Re: good pick up line.....

Postby Gav » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:26 pm

No..You go up to a girl with a glass of water,then flick some on her and ask ...we should go back to your place to get out of these wet things...
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